Fav Movie Quotes

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Lake Placid is full of great dialogue. Far better than befits a killer croc movie. Although the script does in my opinion make it possibly the best creature feature since Jaws.

[Inspector Abberline]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Lake Placid is full of great dialogue. Far better than befits a killer croc movie. Although the script does in my opinion make it possibly the best creature feature since Jaws.

Its good that Betty White gets all the sweary dialogue.

[Inspector Abberline]

Michael Caine cross-dressing serial killer and friend of the bee.

Brad Crane: We've been fighting a losing battle against the insects for fifteen years, but I never thought I'd see the final face-off in my lifetime. And I never dreamed, that it would turn out to be the bees. They've always been our friend.

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[Inspector Abberline]

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
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Ethel: [to chicken] I'm gonna chop you into itty, bitty little pieces, my friend. Just like they done to that piggo over at that ****in' crazy farm. Eeeeyah!

[decapitates chicken]

Junior: Eeeeyah!

[imitates Ethel using spoon]

Junior: Ha ha ha ha.

Ethel: You big dildo. Eat your ****ing slop! Ain't I make the best goddamned stew in the whole wide world?

Junior: Best goddamned stew in the whole wide world, Mama.

[Inspector Abberline]

Vigilante (1983)


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Nick: Hey, I don't know about you guys, but me... I've had it up to here. There are some 40-odd homicides a day on our streets. There are over two million illegal guns in this city. Man, that's enough guns to invade a whole damn country with. They shoot a cop in our city without thinking twice about it. Aw, come on. You guys ride the subway. How much more of this grief are we gonna stand for? How many more locks we gotta put on our goddamn doors? Now, we ain't got the police, the prosecutors, the courts or the prisons. I mean, it's over. The books don't balance. We are a statistic. Now, I'm tellin' ya, when you can't go to the corner store and buy a pack of cigarettes after dark... because you know the punks and scum are out there on the streets when the sun goes down, and our own government can't protect its own people, then I say this, pal: you got a moral obligation, the right of self-preservation. Now, you can run, you can hide, or you can start to live like human beings again. This is our Waterloo, baby! You want your city back? You gotta take it. Dig it? Take it!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Probably the longest single quote on this thread.

[Nordicdusk]

Flesh For Frankenstein

Baron Frankenstein: To know death, Otto, you have to f**k life... in the gall bladder!

Maybe the best quote ever

[Inspector Abberline]

Deadpool: [to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."

[In an Australian accent]

Deadpool: And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

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[JamesN]

One of my all-time favorites:

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta sort of mood, you can tell all the angels in Heaven that you never saw Evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

-- Don Vincenzo Coccotti (Christopher Walken), TRUE ROMANCE

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

To Live and Die in LA (1985)