I'm watching a Hong Kong horror film called Dream Home on Horror Channel+1. Man, Hong Kong's housing situation is ****ed up.

April 10th

"Check out my super computer!"
"Nice. How much was it?"
"It cost around a grand."
"Uh-huh. And what does it do that others can't?"
"Well, games look a little bit nicer."
"A bit?"
"Uh, yeah. And, and... some games can run faster. For the, uh, moment being."
"I see... I was hoping you would tell me it can cure cancer, end famine and war. What with all the gloating you people do."
"It still runs better than your PS4!"
"I believe you. No, really, I do."

Meanwhile, on Ben's PS4...

(immediately ducks behind the couch for cover)

I'm not too bothered about Duke. It was just nice to be able to play without my back arched over a ****ing laptop / computer.

Well, good luck with the card.

I have played NV but that didn't lock me out of content. I'm talking unplayable - as in I cannot finish the game because the level section vanishes.

Still have GOG Duke.

Oh, so what are you going to do now about the card?

It freezes the PS3 on some weird issues. I used an RPG to destroy a trip mine - froze!

But, I worked along that to get to a bit where I need to climb a platform. The textures disappear so you either fall through into the water, or get crushed in the rock and the PS3 freezes again.

Devolver said they are working on an update but this is the first time I actually played a truly broken game.

Duke Nukem is broken on PS3 Can't even finish the Toxic Dump level.

"There'll be rain, there'll be snow, it's christmas don't you know!"

You did this for your friend!? NO DISCLOSURE!!! BOYCOTT KRANK!!!