Weekly Comp - Dolph Lundgren Is Killing Machine - 01/08/2010 - FINISHED

[Gigantor]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds

There's a lot of coat-grabbing in this thread - no need to guys, these are all brilliant!!!!

Just to let everyone know, there's been a change of plan this week. Nothing major, just that this competition will close on SATURDAY rather than sunday.

Good luck again!

Cool sounds like someone has a date on Sunday

[Inspector Tanzi]

Put in one end

Frankie Boyle

comes out the other end

MechaFrankieBoyle!!!

A no nonsense out to shock robot that would make Bender from Futurama look like Mary (R.I.P. rot in pieces) Whitehouse.

[Gigantor]

Enter Bob Ross and out comes......Bob Ross.
Even in the confines of Metallic Death I don't Bob Ross could hurt a fly

[Daemonia]

Arrow was accidentally put in the wrong way and came out as Worra. Worra proceeded to release films like Onrefni and Reyalp Drac Eht on Ray-blu which all played in reverse. They made no money whatsoever and often got in trouble with the BBFC for the amount of people that were unkilled and unraped in their films. Graphic resurrection and the restoring of sexual innocence is frowned on by the censors.

[Aurora75]

Paris Hilton goes in and comes out as...

HO-BOT

Not much difference but now she's programmed to talk absolute rubbish in a thousand different dialects..

[Sargento]

Bava's old VHS of Bay Of Blood goes into the machine ...

.. Comes out the other end...

... Shiny nice uncut Arrow Blu-Ray release!

Nuff said!

[Sec]

Rob Schnieder goes in and comes out..

... a broken mess of gore and spark plugs.

Everybody cheers.

[Inspector Tanzi]

Put in one end a cute little Disney actress by the name of

Lindsay Lohan

out the other end pops a foxy, coke fuelled little minx of a robot!

[Inspector Tanzi]

Originally Posted by Sec

Rob Schnieder goes in and comes out..

... a broken mess of gore and spark plugs.

Everybody cheers.

Or substitute Rob Schneider for Russell Brand

[Aurora75]

In goes Kevin keegan and out comes...

The PERMINATOR




Capable of hair-raising electrocution!