Weekly Comp - Cannibal Holocaust - 18/09/2011 - FINISHED

[nekromantik]

Welcome to Gormet Cannibal Kitchen
where gormet meals meets cannibalism

starters we have a choice of -

new born baby heads
whores titties
man whores penis

main course we have a choice of -

fetus blended with horse penis which is served with vagina flaps and balls

male chest cut down the middle stuffed with baby brains and pig tongue sauce

mexican style fajhitas with roadkill body parts and served with fingers

for dessert we have -

toddler parts with snake skin

or

baby head stuffed with intestines of your choice

ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

[Sec]

Skineaters(tm) - Our food is so fast it literally runs from the chef

Underpaid counter girl: "Hello and welcome to Skineaters; our food is so fast it literally runs from the chef. May I take your order?"

Seedy looking gentleman: "May I have a large Bloodbag meal?"

Underpaid counter girl: "Intestines, liver, gorebladder or brain?"

Seedy looking gentleman: "Ummm.... gorebladder please. With a gravy side."

Underpaid counter girl "Anything else?"

Seedy looking gentleman: "Yes, could I grab a four pack of Finger-bites please?"

Underpaid counter girl: "Would you like to upsize to the whole hand for only a dollar more?"

Seedy looking gentleman: "Ah yeah sure, why not."

Seedy looking woman: "Don't forget the testicles, honey!"

Seedy looking man: "Oh yes. One medium bag of balls please."

Underpaid counter girl: "What dipping sauce for your balls?"

Seedy looking man: "Eye fluid, please."

Underpaid counter girl: "Fries with that?"

Seedy looking man: "Yes, the seasoned crispy skin ones thanks."

Underpaid counter girl: "And what drink would you like?"

Seedy looking man: "Coca-urine thanks"

Hideous child: "Daddy, daddy, daddy, I want a chocolate coated tongue!"

Seedy looking man: "All right all right. I'll join you. Two choc tongues as well."

[Roughale]

Here is my fine selection from memory as the first posting went into nowhere, I hope it turns out as the first one...

- The Bavarian - they may be impossible to understand (even for Germans as they do not seem speak the same language), but put into a secret home-made marinade for a week and then thoroughly skinned in front of a web cam (hey, we need to pay the rent for the place!) they provide a nice selection of meat to be used for steaks, goulash and a wide variety of Wurst (saussages), due to the wide tendency towards nationalism, the most outcome surely is the Oktoberfest favourite Weisswurst (white saussage) - Ob'schlacht' is!

- QT's Foot Store - you may have heard of his fetish, but have you heard of his recipes? Try them and be delighted, all sizes available - please call ahead for XXL menus!

- Burglar King - This has turned from a welcome place for relief of theft victims to a hip place with government funding as it keeps prisons from overflowing - come in and find out, family dishes include unclaimed items from the stash of the food provider - similarily themed places are in planning - stay tuned!

[Baseball Fury]

So glad I read this thread whilst eating a bacon sarnie

[InDogWeTrust]

Welcome to...

Human Beans

Your friendly local family owned Mexican restaurant.

Tonight's Menu:

Starters-

• Flame grilled phalanges served w/ a spicy Salsa.
  
• Cheesy thorax dip.
  
• Cheesy dipping chips served w/ an appetizing toe platter.

Mains-

• mEnchilada

Cheesy grilled flesh wrapped in a spicy intestine w/ a side of our yummy mango chutney.

• Kidney Bean Burrito

Delicious kidney of fat lady served w/ spicy beans & and PawPaw sauce in a burrito.

• Tongue Tacos

Tasty diced tongue in our home made taco shells served w/ a selection of vegetables including fresh jalapeño's.

• Chefs Special

Scrumptious kid with pimples covered in cheese & served up w/ a delightful cactus spread.


Kids Meals-

Kids meals are to be selected from our standard menu and will be served up with parts from baby's instead of adults.

Dessert-

Home made scones w/ eyeball jam.

Thanks for dining at Human Beans!

[InDogWeTrust]

This is making me hungry!

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Check out this new Cult Labs' blog entry to give you some more ideas Cannibal Recipes: Move Over Delia!

[mixalis667]

Welcome to Eaten Alive restaurant

Today's menu:
1)Finger salad, we serve with the blood.
2)Embryo soup, a delicious soup for gourmet people.
3)Fried italian, our special plate (our secret is : we cook them alive!!!)

And dont forget to meet our sef :
The famous Dr. Hannibal Lecter

And we dont serve to vegetarians

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

Check out this new Cult Labs' blog entry to give you some more ideas Cannibal Recipes: Move Over Delia!

I actually laughed really hard at the Zombie Flesh Jerky!

[the blob]

Got an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife you can't stand? We also cook your own meat to order!