Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[docvoltage]

Hammerhead from Spider-Man retaliates--his cranium is hard as rock and *splat* it's Scanner-Pancake-Face.

[Daemonia]

Then Nicholas Parsons pops up and invites Hammerhead onto Sale of the Century. Hammerhead literally dies of embarrassment.

[trouserpress]

Whilst Parsons takes a relaxing bath, a squelchy slug-like creature from Rabid plops into the water, unnoticed.

Needless to say, a couple of days later he has sexed himself to death.

[Roughale]

BIGFOOT steps onto the slug and turns it to a gooey pulp.

[sawyer6]

Leatherface gives Bigfoot the shave of his life!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Death by sex would fail to work on Penfold.

[trouserpress]

Even Leatherface is no match for Dolph Lundgren in Red Scorpion! Quick as a flash, Lundgren shoots his oversized machine gun and blows Leatherface's chaisaw-wielding hand off.

[Roughale]

Now I think I am on the way of getting lost, but Kyle's appeal to be as silly as possible, might save me and I start counting...

OK death by sex, hmmmmh - I got it: The Seven Samurai cut off anything that might be involved in that!

Edit: OK, too slow... Lundgren gets splattered by thze MonsterMan truck.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Van Damme kicks Lundgren's ass everytime.

[docvoltage]

Van Damme gets pulped by bikers in a NY bar.

True Story--BONUS POINTS !!!