Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[sawyer6]

The man with no name ,needs a name ,so The Godfather to the rescue! but wait it's a trap,the old gangster gives the order and his men turn the man into Swiss cheese with their bullets

[docvoltage]

It's BATTLE OF THE GODFATHERS as James Brown enters. "Hit me!" he yells. Don Corleone tries to put a hit on him, but JB evades the bullets with a fancy slide, and puts the super heavy funk on the ole Italian, who goes down like a pastrami sandwich. "I feel good!". The hardest working killer in showbusiness.

[fuzzymctiger]

In comes Tony Montana, to prove himself as the best gangster, and introduces everyone to his "little friend". Job done.

[docvoltage]

Lorena Bobbitt takes care of Tony's "little friend" in her customary manner...ooo, ouch, yikes

[fuzzymctiger]

"Angela" Peter from Sleepaway Camp dispatches Lorena Bobbit during her confusion at how to react to this situation.

[Roughale]

When "Angela" goes for a swim, she ist ferociously attacked, maimed and shredded by a Battleship - A(ngela) 9 - destroyed!

[fuzzymctiger]

In comes a Japanes fighter plane squad, ready for Pearl Harbour Round 2.
All battleships sunk and destroyed

(Sorry if I offended anyone. Does this even count?)

[Roughale]

The Iron Sky Nazis from the Moon send one of their Meteor Blitzkrieg Zeppelins to solve the misled former partners from Japan and blast them to smithereens.

Edit: I'd say anything counts to win

[fuzzymctiger]

What they weren't expecting though we're the Shock Waves scuba nazis! With Peter Cushing commanding them there's no way they could lose!!

[sawyer6]

I was slow had to delete my post