Weekly Comp - Forbidden Zone (Blu-Ray) - 13 May 2012 - FINISHED

[Jinx_Barkman]

Originally Posted by darthelvis

Nicely done, really atmospheric and un-nerving!

Thanks! Your songs are quite good as well.

I am a sound hunter and I love collecting and creating sounds for my own films so I thought it would be interesting to do it with another film in mind. This is basically me:

[Prince_Vajda]

Very nice entries from everyone so far!

As for darthelvis:

Greetings!

[bigandya]

Who really knows where the Bogey Man goes
Who the Candyman treats when he's not eating sweets
Where Jigsaw craps when he's not setting traps
Or who Pinhead trails when he's not hitting nails

Where do the horror guys go?
What do the horror guys do?
Are they being lazy when not acting crazy
Or are they making plans to get YOU!

And where would you go, do you really know
If you opened your door and suddenly saw
A scary fat creature - no, not your French teacher-
A zombie from Hell with a living dead smell

Would you start to cry and just stand there and die
Or would you fight back, slash, cut, smash and hack
Using all you have seen on the scary screen
To rip it to death before drawing a breath

But before you boast beware of the ghost
It came out your TV and will not let you be
In 7 days you're dead (or so it is said)
Unless you break the curse, it could even get worse

Horror is scary, here comes Bloody Mary
To rip you apart and grab your beating heart
But don't you fear, the ending is near
Time to go home... just don't be... alone

[trouserpress]

Imagine if one of the deadites got their hands on a casio keyboard. It might look something like this:



And possibly sound something like this:

The Deadites - Ash!

[darthelvis]

That is awesome!

[trouserpress]

Thanks. I would be so embarrassed if anyone I actually know personally ever heard it...

[Hawkmonger]

Just a little passage for Robocop.
Silly fun, could never compare myself to DE's masterful masinations!
More a poem than anything.
-Set to the tune of Basil Poledouris.

Because he's part man and he's part machine.
Baddest cop you'll ever see!
When fighting crime he come's out on top!
Cos' he's ROBOCOP!!!

[Hawkmonger]

I think I killed the thread with how crap my Robocop poem was!
Well here's something else, not really movie related (So feel free to discount it) but a song I made to celabrate 2000AD's (Yes, I promise to stop going on about it now!) 35th aniversery.
- Set to 'We didn't start the Fire' by Billy Joel

Ace garp, Hemmerstein, Red Razors, Outta Time
Souther Soldiers, Dirty Norts, Savage with his Gun.
Ant War's, Harlem Hero's, MACH 1, Lenny Zero
Carver Hale, The Dead, and The Big Red one.

Time Twisters, Time Quakes
Ro-Jaw's, Mek-Quake
Sancho Panzer, Sam Slade, Stainless Steel Rat
Big Dave played for fun, Judges on a Hot Dog Run
Nothing beats the feeling when it drop's down on your mat.

(Chorus)
1977, 35 years later and it's even greater
Gaze into the future, the unworthy cower from the sheer thrill power.

Alan Grant, Wagner to, Ennis went away to soon
Spurrier, Tully and a man called Mills.
Dan Abnett, Alan Moore story's that we all adore
David Bishop, Al Ewing all gave us thrills.
Preacher man Steve Dillon, Super Squirrel and son, Bellardinalli, Steve Pugh, PJ Holden and Siku.
Mike McMahon, kev O'Niel, deffenders of the hyper real.
Photoshop, will it Stop? Should Clint Langley get the chop?

(Rep.Chorus)

Space Girls, Urban Strike, who commisioned that shite!?
Babe Race and The Clown turned my smile upside down
Kid Cyborg, Wire Head, Fludd shold have stayed dead
Nothings perfect all the time, some turds refuse to shine!

Dredd came in issue two, break the law and he'll break you!
Cursed Earth, Block War, Walter Wobot and more
Call-me-Kenneth, Judge cal, Wall-scrawlers, Judge Pal
Origins, and the rest, dont forget The Judge Child Quest!

(Rep.Chorus)

Atomic, Bacterial (Dont forget the Chemical)
Gene Dog, Anderson, hello Mrs Gunderson
Mean Arena, Mean Team, Mazeworlds not what it seem's
D.R. Quinch, Hewligans got weird hair
Rogue Trooper Mach 1, went the way up the gun!
Sternhammer blown away, what else do I have to say!?

(Re.Chorus)

Halo Jones had enough, Al Bestardi's up the duff
Moon Runners, Sam Slade, dante's always getting laid
Absalom, red Sea's, Killing with bad company
Bradly's gone off the rail's, Button man a grizzly tale
Be Vigelant and behave! Nemesis is on his way!
Bonjo from beyong the star's, lazer gun's and flying car's
Aliens with green skin, 35 years i've been in
it's what your eye-sight's really for, I could read it ever more!

(Re.Chorus)
1977. 35 years later and it's even greater
gaze into the future, the unworthy cower from the sheer thrill power.
1977. 35 years later and it's even greater
gaze into the future, and when we are gone it will go on, and on, and on, and on.

1977. 35 years later and it's even greater
gaze into the future, the unworthy cower from the sheer thrill power!

[PaulD]

I really wanted to record something but didn't have the time. Instead,d here's my ode to Jason Voorhees, sung to the tune of Queen's Killer Queen:

He keeps his mothers severed head
In the fridge next to the eggs
'By Camp Crystal Lake' he says
where he went swimming for a bet
A dead-teen killing spree
Kills anyone that he sees
His machete makes lacerations
You can't decline

Hates pre-marital sex
Thinks it's just bad etiquette
And so he'll give you a slice!

He's a killer, hee-ee
walks round with a machete
Has issues with his mummy
Guaranteed to blow your mind
And you'll die

Recommend for slice and dice
He'll always put up quite a fight
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
The 13th Friday's aren't the best
His hockey mask is ancient
He'll turn you to a bloody mess
If you're a male minor
You won't be a survivor
A final girl incidentally
Will be the one to survive

He's a killer, hee-ee
walks round with a machete
Remember when he fought Freddy?
It really wasn't very good
As it could!

His hockey mask, he's a killer
He'll make your body go splat!
Your organs will face extraction
Permanently out of life
To absolutely make you dieee, dieeeee!
He's all out to get you

He's a killer, hee-ee
walks round with a machete
Was mentioned in the first scene of Scream
Guaranteed to blow your mind
And you'll die

[iluvdvds@Cult Labs]

Hi all,

Really tough competition this week to judge. There's loads of talent on here - as per usual - so well done to everyone who entered

But there can only be three winners and those are...

Darthelvis!

Bigandya!

Gag!

Well done guys, you've just won Forbidden Zone

I think we're changing the way the prizes are sent out now, so you should recieve the prizes much quicker...in theory.

Look out for an awesome competition next week - up in a sec. We've teamed up with someone very special!

Kyle