What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Rik

Yeah, I agree with Dem and Paul here, you'll soon realise Suzi is nothing more than a vodka pickled alcoholic












Guess that's me barred from the pub again

If you hear a knock at the door any time soon, be afraid, be very afraid Rik.

[THE MAYOR]

i'm new here, so not sure what goes on. i was on a forum before and talked about my collection of VHS and showed them videos, they all got jealous and i got banned from it.
i was only on it for about 3 weeks and it was this time last year lol.

i thought i'd give this one as go it's only the second time i've joined a forum.

[Rik]

Originally Posted by Demdike

If you hear a knock at the door any time soon, be afraid, be very afraid Rik.

Thanks for highlighting my insult, just in case it passed her by!

I'm going out in about 40 minutes, best keep a close eye over my shoulder while walking around Bridlington*











*actually Halifax, but don't tell Suzi, shhhh!

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

YOU SEE, REGULAR READERS OF THE FORUM

THIS IS HOW A PERFECT GENTLEMAN REACTS. NONE OF THE NORMAL SEXUAL INNUENDO OFFENSIVENESS THAT RESULTS FROM MY INNOCENT POSTS.

SOMEONE OFFERING TO HELP ME

DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO BE NICE AND POLITE DOES IT

...although I might end up charging him if he is going to shave me

**Form a nice, orderly queue here!!!!

Originally Posted by THE MAYOR

oh dear, sorry i was only having a laugh i'm not some pervert. i just like a laugh that's all. forgive me i'm a nice guy really, didn't mean to offend

Mr. Mayor - If you offended me, YOU WOULD KNOW IT. Please do NOT be offended my me!

Originally Posted by Demdike

If you stick around MAYOR you'll soon get used to Suzi.

She wasn't having a dig by the way, well not at you, she was having a dig at the rest of us.

TOO RIGHT, BUSTER!

Originally Posted by PaulD

Yeah. Plus it's nearly 3pm so she's probably already finished her first bottle of vodka

1st?

Move with the times, honey!

Originally Posted by Rik

Yeah, I agree with Dem and Paul here, you'll soon realise Suzi is nothing more than a vodka pickled alcoholic

You ain't forgiven, but that reminds me of the old joke:

Q: What do Oliver Reed, Keith Moon and gerkins have in common?

A: They are regularly pickled!

Originally Posted by Rik

Guess that's me barred from the pub again

I'm gonna break with tradition, and let you back in this time

Oh no - Rik - YOU'RE BARRED AGAIN. GERRADOV MY PUB!

Originally Posted by THE MAYOR

i'm new here, so not sure what goes on. i was on a forum before and talked about my collection of VHS and showed them videos, they all got jealous and i got banned from it.
i was only on it for about 3 weeks and it was this time last year lol.

i thought i'd give this one as go it's only the second time i've joined a forum.

Seriously, Mr Mayor - ignore me, and welcome to the forum

Originally Posted by Rik

Thanks for highlighting my insult, just in case it passed her by!

I'm going out in about 40 minutes, best keep a close eye over my shoulder while walking around Bridlington*











*actually Halifax, but don't tell Suzi, shhhh!

Halifax? Halifax, Yorkshire?? Guess where the pub we are moving is close to?

[Hawkmonger]

Mayor, SuziG's a wo/man eater. Best avoid, eh?

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Mayor, SuziG's a wo/man eater. Best avoid, eh?

Mr. Monger - that is nasty

True, but nasty!

[THE MAYOR]

i'm just going to be careful in what i post here, see what people are like coz my humour and the way i can piss take may offend. i'll keep a low profile lol.

[THE MAYOR]

why do i have to wait until 15 posts before i can have my pic in view lol, guess i'll just post randomly

[THE MAYOR]

well i can now see my picture of me, which is happy days but where is the signiture ??? hmmmmm tut tut

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by THE MAYOR

well i can now see my picture of me, which is happy days but where is the signiture ??? hmmmmm tut tut

Forum policy i'm afraid, there was a muppet/ saint on here a while ago who posted nothing but porn (Not Prince_Vajda) and left spam (Not SuziG or me).