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The Ring franchise is coming back with a vengeance. Rings is set 13 years after the events of The Ring, centering on Holt (Alex Roe), who suddenly becomes distant from his girlfriend (Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz) after watching a mysterious video tape. The supporting cast includes Johnny Galecki, Aimee Teegarden, Laura Wiggins, Zach Roerig, Andrea Powell, Surely Alvelo and Dave Blamy. Shortly after filming started, a rumor surfaced that the character Aidan Keller, played by David Dorfman in The Ring and The Ring Two, will appear as an adult, but that report was never confirmed, and it isn't known if David Dorfman is coming back to reprise his role. Production got under way in March |
Satanic sharks and killer donuts: best of the worst film posters at Cannes 2016 | Film | The Guardian Featured films: Attack of the Killer Donuts Ever said you’d die for a Krispy Kreme? Here’s the movie to prove that arterial clogging isn’t the only risk of these sweet treats. In fact, it may be an artfully disguised public health broadcast. Operation Neighborhood Watch At the age of 45, Denise Richards is no longer Hollywood’s sexy ingenue, but middle America’s disapproving mom who, from the looks of it, gets to spend an entire film fully-clothed, sighing and rolling her eyes at children. That’s your future, Blake Lively! Dudes & Dragons Despite the over-enthused cult that surrounds and frantically masturbates along to Game of Thrones, there are apparently a few major problems that can be easily fixed in just one film. More dragons! More dudes! More booty! Less budget! Sam Tom Hooper’s Oscar-bait trans biopic The Danish Girl was so politely told that we half-expected the director himself to offer us a cup of tea at the end. Which is why we would take this obnoxious-looking comedy, with seriously skewed logic, as a palate-cleanser until Hollywood finally works out how to deal with LGBT issues with the requisite intellect. Painkillers One has to admire the insanely arrogant assumptions made by this poster. It’s the new CARRY SLEE! You know, from the people who made REGRET! With all those names at the bottom that could just be a list of on-set cleaners! Breaking Legs Legs will break! We can’t quite tell if this is an inspirational dance flick or a gruesome body horror. Either way, we admire the use of the Cannes logo in the corner, usually reserved for films selected as part of the festival, not being sold in some creepy booth in the basement. A Fish Story Wacky monkeys, dogs and sharks are standard ingredients at the marché but where them fish at? They’re here! Although, sadly, we’re missing a shot of a young girl giving the “What are you even like!!!” look to a big old bass. Gibby Did you imagine even the most minor movie monkeys don’t have first-name brand recognition these days? Well, think again. For you really don’t want to piss off the star of Gibby, not with her reputation – and her entourage. La Trampa The tagline reads like a drunk horoscope; the picture suggests dogging in a picture-framers involving a sailor, a clown and a postman. “It could happen to you!” Lucky, lucky us. Shark Exorcist Movies are known for inventing niche jobs that would never actually exist but we would like to live in a world where a shark exorcist is a thing. Maybe he or she could send all dumbass B-movies involving sharks straight to hell. |
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Attack of the killer donuts????? Pft what ever next attack of the killer tomatoes oh hang on thats been done with a sequel as well. The mind boggles :rolleyes::confused: As bad as the killer condom yes thats a real film by troma Ive got a idea The jellbaby revenge its about a jelly baby who wants to get eaten and stuck in the person throat and hope they choke for eating his parents. Do you think its a good idea? if so you can donate me and well get the ball rolling. Gee seriously cant see any of these films getting their money back. |
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Interesting article about the new Ghostbusters film and the idea people dislike the trailers because it stars women and not because it looks crap. http://yesclash.com/2016/05/20/the-r...ale-feminists/ |
May be some who feel that way, but not me. It does indeed look crap. A pointless money making exercise, put together by commitee, and a film that no-one asked for, or wants. I couldn't care less that the Ghosbusters are now women. They could be talking farmyard animals and I still wouldn't want see it. Ok, that last part was a lie. That would be an awesome movie! |
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