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[Inspector Abberline]

Niagara is a two-part episode of Season 6 of The Office.


Andy: I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket.

Pam: What?

Andy: I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.

Pam: Andy, I am getting married in 8 hours.

Andy: Everyone else is too drunk. Just don’t let me die here.

Pam: [on the phone] Hey, hey! Where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?

Jim: [over phone] What?

Pam: He tore his scrotum dancing.

Jim: [over phone] What?

Pam: He is in my room icing his balls.

Jim: [over phone] What?

Pam: Please stop saying what. Can you take him?

Jim: Look, I would so take him in any other circumstance, but I’m pretty certain I’m completely wasted.

Pam: Your brothers took you out drinking?

Jim: Uh…

Michael: [over phone] Is that Pam? Hey, have her come out! Have her come out! It would be like Coyote Ugly.

Pam: That’s Michael. You’re out with Michael?

Jim: [over phone] And Dwight.

Dwight: [over phone] Hey-O!

Jim: Pam, it just happened.

Pam: Okay, fine. I’ll take him.

Jim: I love you. Okay, I gotta–I gotta go!

Michael: [over phone] I love you! [laughs]

Pam: Are you pushing me off the phone?

Jim: No. Let’s talk for a long time.

Pam: Goodbye

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

I've never see any of the US version of The Office.

Love that series of quotes. Seems like it would be up my street.

[Inspector Abberline]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I've never see any of the US version of The Office.

Love that series of quotes. Seems like it would be up my street.

They managed to copy the first part of the British series,and expand upon it pretty successfully...

[MrBarlow]

Mind Your Language

Episode 1.
Miss Courtney: I distinctedly requested for the local authority to send a woman teacher, especially in view of what happened to Mr. Warburton.

Jeremy Brown: Mr. Warburton?

Miss Courtney: Yes, he was teaching English language for Foreign students last term. I'm afraid he only lasted a month. Then, he departed.

Jeremy Brown: Dead?

Miss Courtney: Demented! Yes, the strain was too much for him. Typical of the male sex, no stamina! Always seem to be able to cope at first and then he just snapped! It was really quite disgusting!

Jeremy Brown: Really? What did he do?

Miss Courtney: Climbed out of the classroom window, on to the roof, took off all his clothes and stood there stark naked singing "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts!"

Jeremy Brown: How distressing. Well, there's no need to worry on my account. I mean, I'm not about to climb out of the classroom window!

Miss Courtney: I know you aren't.

Jeremy Brown: Oh? Thank you for your confidence!

Miss Courtney: It has nothing to do with confidence. We've had the window frames nailed down!

Episode 2.
Jeremy Brown: Let's continue with our lessons. Get out your textbooks. I'm going to give you all a few exercises.

Giovanni Capello: Scusi, professori sir! l cannot do any exercises.

Jeremy Brown: Why not?

Giovanni Capello: l got a bad back.

Episode 3.
Ranjeet Singh: [fixing an escape plan] Maybe I jump out the window...

Giovanni Capello: You be lucky - we're on the third floor!

Episode 4.
[Mr. Brown and his students are locked in the classroom, some are standing by the window, thinking of ways to get out]

Giovanni Capello: [pointing to window] What we need is something to attract the attention of the passers-by.

Maximillian Papandrious: [smiling] Yeah! Danielle should wave from window by herself.

Jeremy Brown: [pondering] Yes it still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention.

Maximillian Papandrious: It would if she took her clothes off!

[Danielle who is standing next to Max, frowns and hits him]

Giovanni Capello: That's a good idea!

[MrBarlow]

Mind Your Language season 3

Episode 1:

[Ali runs into the classroom, being chased by a rabid Ranjeet]

Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey! That infidel has gone oranges!

Jeremy Brown: You mean bananas!

Ali Nadim: Yes please!


Jock: Aww no, I'm not gonnae listen to Charlie Chapatti over there claiming he's mah equal.

Ranjeet Singh: [drawing his kirpan] WHAT DID HE SAY?

Jeremy Brown: Nothing, Ranjeet...

Ali Nadim: [laughing] On blimey, he's called you a jolly chapatti!

Jock: That goes for you an' all Takeaway Tommy.

Ali Nadim: I give you bunch of fingers!

Ali Nadim: [charges]


Episode 2.

[the male students are doing their homework in the school canteen, when Danielle arrives, pushing a pram]

Maximillian Papandrious: Hey, Danielle, what you got in the pram?

Danielle Favre: [sarcastically] A bag of potatoes.

Juan Cervantes: [pleased to see baby in pram] Eh, it's not potatoes, bambino. Hello bambino!

[baby makes happy sounds]

Juan Cervantes: [surprised] Hey, he speak to me!

[baby burps]

Juan Cervantes: [smiling] Ah, nice little boy.

Ranjeet Singh: How are you knowing it's a little boy?

Juan Cervantes: Easy! He's got what every little boy has. Blue clothes!


Episode 3.

Jeremy Brown: Danielle, give me three plays by Shakespeare...

Danielle Favre: "Romeo and Juliet." "As You Like It."

Jeremy Brown: One more...

Danielle Favre: I don't know any more.

Jeremy Brown: What, not one?

Danielle Favre: Non...

Jeremy Brown: I'll give you a clue: "King..."

Danielle Favre: "Kong!"

[Juan pounds his chest with approval]


Episode 4.

[the new teacher who has replaced Mr. Brown is asking each of the students a general knowledge question]

Mr. Wilkins: [points to Taro] You!

Taro Nagazumi: [stands and bows] Ah so!

Mr. Wilkins: What is an aspirate?

Taro Nagazumi: It is a tablet-o, you take-o when-o you have cold-o.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"



The Wizard of Oz (1939)

[Inspector Abberline]

The Office US ...


The Seminar
Gabe: I picked out our movie. It's called "Suspiria". It pushes all the boundaries. All your preconceived notions about what horror can be come crashing down.
Erin: When I win...
Gabe: Ooh.
Erin: We're gonna watch "WALL-E", where all the boundaries of color are pushed.
[aside to camera:]
Gabe: It is hard to explain why Erin is doing so well today. The only thing I can think is Erin is living out some "Slumdog Millionaire" scenario, where every word she's playing has a connection to her orphan past. It's possible...


Gabe: So, I won.
Erin: I know. You get to pick.
Gabe: Well, that's actually what I came to talk to you about. I know how much you want to watch "WALL-E".
Erin: Yes?
Gabe: So I got us a compromise. This movie is called "Hardware". It tells the story of a killer combat robot, just like "WALL-E", that the government invented to destroy humans. It's some of what you like and some of what I like, and... married...
Andy: Hey, I heard you talking about movies before, and, anyway, I just watched this over the weekend. I thought you'd really like it.
Erin: There's a "Shrek" two?
Andy: Oh, yeah. See you tomorrow.
Gabe: Nice guy.


Spooked...
Gabe: The cinema of the unsettling is a growing film movement. The most well known film in the genre is an hour long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea...

[MrBarlow]

The Simpsons Season 1

Bart Simpson: Is Jacques there?

Moe Szyslak: Who?

Bart Simpson: Jacques, last name Strap.

Moe Szyslak: Ah,hold on. Ah, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!


Moe: [answering phone] Moe's tavern.

Bart: Hello. Is Al there?

Moe: Al?

Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name Coholic.

Moe: Lemme check.

[to the bar patrons]

Moe: Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?

Barney: There sure is.


Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart Simpson: Is Oliver there?

Moe: Who?

Bart Simpson: Oliver Clothesoff.

Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff.

[MrBarlow]

The Simpsons season 2.

Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?

Bart: Hell.

Homer: Bart!

Bart: What? That's what we learned about. I'm sure as *hell* can't tell you we learned about *hell* unless I say *hell*, can I?

Homer: The lad's got a point.

Bart: Hell, yes!

Marge: Bart!

Bart: Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell!

Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday school. Don't swear.


[after Lisa runs screaming out of the room]

Marge: What's gotten into her?

Bart: Beats the hell out of me.

Homer: Bart!


Bart: [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner] Hello, is Homer there?

Moe: Homer who?

Bart: Homer... Sexual.

Moe: Wait one second, let me check.

[announces to the bar]

Moe: Uhh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come one! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.

[Patrons laugh]

Homer Simpson: [laughing] Don't look at me.

[MrBarlow]

The Simpsons

New Kid On The Block:


[answering a prank phone call from Bart]

Moe: Moe's Tavern... Yeah, just a sec, I'll check.

[calling out]

Moe: Uh, Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss. Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

[whole bar bursts into laughter]

Barney: Maybe your standards are too high!



Laura Powers: Hello I'd like to speak to Mrs Tinkle, first name,

[Bart whispers in Laura's ear]

Laura Powers: Ivana.

Moe: Hold on just a sec. Ivana tinkle? Ivana tinkle? Everybody put down their glasses Ivana tinkle?

[Bar Patrons Laugh and so do Laura and Bart]