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31st August 2009, 11:54 PM
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 We've come to take you home. 
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#62
1st September 2009, 09:51 PM
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Or something like "Use a bigger probe would you? I haven't had this much fun for years!!!!" |
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#63
1st September 2009, 09:54 PM
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The alien leader would greet Anne Widdecombe with....... "MOM!!" |
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#64
2nd September 2009, 09:45 AM
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Tara Reid"You guys got something to drink?"
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#65
2nd September 2009, 09:52 AM
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Patrick Stewart"Want an autograph?$200 !"
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#66
2nd September 2009, 08:51 PM
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David Cameron: 'Hi...just call me Dave. Need a hug?'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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#67
2nd September 2009, 08:52 PM
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Margaret Thatcher: 'Oi! I thought I broke down all the unions and shut down all the mines - you are Welsh, aren't you?'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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#68
2nd September 2009, 08:55 PM
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Bill Gates: 'You obviously don't use my software on board this craft or you would've crashed long before getting here!'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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#69
2nd September 2009, 08:56 PM
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Sony CEO: 'DRM? Yeah - I love DRM! What do you mean DRM is for Dilated Rectal Modification?? HELLLLLLP'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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#70
3rd September 2009, 09:07 AM
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FRED PHELPS: "Dunno where you're from, but God hates it. That's all, God hates it."
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