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Processed pork slabs get your processed pork slabs here What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger Ha ha Get your processed pork slabs here.
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#32
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Christmas logs here Get your Christmas logs here.Did you hear about when Santa and his reindeers landed on a outhouse?He looked around and then screamed I said SCHMIDT house SCHMIDT House .Get your Christmas logs here
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#33
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"Just letting youknow Mam thats not a Candy Cane in my pocket"
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#34
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"Not only Santas sack is bulging if you know what I mean"
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Christmas Logs here Get your Christmas logs here Why did Frosty The snow man pull down his pants?He heard the snowblower coming ....Christmas Logs here.
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Can you powder my bum please bitch, oh i'm sorry i meant lady |
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Can i interest you in some pixie dust. i could use some right now |
#39
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Gordon says: "I present to you the finest offerings from the United Kingdom, a box of the finest British tea money can buy." Woman says: "But Mr. Brown, that isn't tea, it's some form of lard..." Gordon says: "The old eye sight isn't as good as it used to be, I must have picked up the Lurpak by mistake. I always admired the man on the advert with trumpet, I think he's the reason I got into politics and got me to where I am today, my biggest inspiration in life and he always had a great sense of humour." |
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'Solly Mr Bwown,I said you can have my blick,not my plick'
__________________ Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking. |
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