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11th November 2009, 07:57 AM
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Due to the recent outbreak of Swine flu we are here on the street asking everyone to go vegan.If you would be gracious enough to give us one minute of your time I would like to present to you Vegan poop toxic free ,,environmentally friendly and 100% reeatable
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#42
11th November 2009, 08:38 AM
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Gordon, in attempt to reach the youth, has broadend his taste in music. Whilst listening to the Wu-Tang Clan's hit single C.R.E.A.M - he realised a way out of the recession. Cream will become the British currency! |
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#43
11th November 2009, 09:14 AM
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In attempt to help South Korean with their financial difficulties.We give to you Korean"flavored"Soylent White
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#44
12th November 2009, 11:14 AM
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Cockney Spread "Iz bedder den budder!"
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#45
12th November 2009, 12:46 PM
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Gordon: "May I present to you, the finest cheese ever made." Woman: "Yeah, it looks alright, but you got a couple of slices of Hovis and a drop of Branston for that?" The group of Santa's look on in sheer amazement at the lack of Hovis and Branston. |
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#46
12th November 2009, 02:38 PM
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Gordon: Why have you given me this cheese? Woman: That's what you asked for in your letter. Gordon: No I didn't! I asked for a summit meeting! Woman: No you didn't. You said you wanted cheese. Gordon: My letter writing is impeccable! Woman: I beg to differ! So do you want the cheese or not? Gordon: Yeah, alright. Fancy a pint and a shag? Woman: Is that what constitutes a summit meeting in England? Gordon: Well, it does in my Cabinet! Woman: You meet in a cabinet? Gordon: Yeah, it's full of cheese that people keep giving me. I must learn to spell 'summit'. 
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#47
13th November 2009, 10:45 AM
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It's friday! Time to pick the winnners! Once again you've proved IMPOSSIBLE for me to just pick the 3 best. So, I plucked out all the funniest entries. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for... MR. TRILBY HAT (OBE) The best entries (basically all of them  ) have been plopped into Mr. Trilby and will now be randomly selected. So, good luck guys  Here goes...  place goes to...Gigantor! for all those sick jokes!In  place is.....Reaper72! Well done mate - the 'Sowwy Mr Bwown' had me cracking up for ages!And in  place is.......bizzare_eye! Nice picture! Wahoo!Well done guys! Hope you all enjoy the film in HD! Commiserations to the....'non-winners' New comp'll be up in a mo!  Kyle
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#48
13th November 2009, 10:51 AM
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Congrats to the winning 3!! |
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#49
13th November 2009, 12:36 PM
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Oh, guys, there's been a sudden change of plan. I've just been in a PMing convo with b_e and he wishes to donate it! Wahey! So, time to pick another winner... GOOD LUCK AGAIN! And this new winner (randomly selected again) is.... Daemonia! Well done mate - very lucky today lol!
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#50
13th November 2009, 04:27 PM
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Hey I won! Free Mystery spread all around! Congrats everyone! |
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