Weekly Comp - Dawn or Day Of The Dead -19/09/2010 - FINISHED

[Roughale]

Now this is sounding like fun, out of the hat, maybe some more come later, if my brain gives them...

A Fistful of Zombies

Dusty is a gunslinger with a passion and some skills and recently he needed them. He quickly learned to hit zombies in the head to get rid of them - the usually preferred gut shot only ruins the carpet - if there is one to start with! Now we can follow the track of our favourite gunslinger across the dusty roads of the Wild Wild West, where only tumbleweed is pretty harmless.

For A Few Zombies More

Dusty is back and this time he is happy about the technical development since we last met him. They have invented trains, you know? And when you are low on ammunition, what fun can it be to use your lasso and tie some walkers to the rails and watch their skulls being crushed by the still pretty fresh steel wheels of them trains - come in and find out!

The Good, the Bad and the Uglies

Time has passed and the time was not really good to the walkers, which mostly have become crawlers by now as the rot has had strong impact on the few still around. Well, Dusty cannot be everywhere, folks! So what he does is creating a carnival-like thing where people can pay to shoot at them crawlers - guranteed gory greatness! Local imaginary mastermind Old George says that this could be well used some time in the future - if he only knew for what and how? So he decides to take note of that and inherits it to his offspring.

[Daemonia]

Zombiefellas

A gang of zombie hoodlums do a robbery but soon fall out with each other and start eating themselves. Starring Robert Dead Niro, Coffin Joe Pesci and Ray Lotta Zombies.

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Back to the Funeral

A mad scientist and a precious teenager pilot a Delorean time machine back to the future - a future overrun by zombies! Finding themselves without the power to get home, these two time travellers must fight the zombie hordes to find the 1.21 Gigawatts they need to get home again.

(and as far as I am concerned Back to the Future is a work of art! )

[pedromonkey]

Originally Posted by Sec

Back to the Funeral


(and as far as I am concerned Back to the Future is a work of art! )

yes yes it is

[vipco]

Sex & The City..... of the Living Dead.

4 young (?) NY party girls just dying to get their teeth in to any man or woman they can , in a tale of sex, greed, adultry and partying after death in the Big Apple.

[pedromonkey]

Zombies on The Orient Express

Agartha Christie's Hercule Poirot has to race against time to discover who has unleashed a horde of zombies on train. Each Passenger is a suspect but it inevitably comes down to a battle for survival...

[darthelvis]

Zombian Rhapsody

Is this the afterlife?
Is this Fulci’s fantasy?
Caught in a strange lab
No escape from reality
Open your eye
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a zombie
I need your sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama just ate a man
Put my teeth into his flesh
Ripped with vigour, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you die
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on cause I ate your fookin legs

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've brains to eat
Gonna leave you all behind in pools of blood
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I didn't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been reborn at all

[Guitar Solo]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Lucio Fulci
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Romero) Romero (Romero) Romero, Romero Argento
Danny Boyle oyle oyle oyle
I'm just a zombie nobody loves me
He's just a zombie from a poor family
Spare him he’s dead, he’s a monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Sam Raimi! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Sam Raimi! We will not let you go
Let him go
Sam Raimi! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can shoot me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just get back up, just get back up & bite your ass

[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows...

[vipco]

Cool Darth, nice one.

Hit US sit com Two and a Half Men (Charlie Sheen)

Laugh along as 2 brothers , Charlie & Alan get into all sorts of jolly japes as they try to avoid getting bit by the half eaten Zombie man in their house while sitting out a zombie outbreak.

[vipco]

Some classic zombie porn.

ZOMBIE DEAP THROAT staring Linda Loveguts.

DEBBIE EATS DALLAS

ZOMBIE FARM

FORCED EATERY

[pedromonkey]

Only Fools and Zombies

Del and Rodney trotter wake one morning in their flat in Nelson Mandela house, situated in Peckham, to find that london is over run with the living dead, but del remembers he bought 1000 units of Zombie repellent off Mickey Pierce and decides to try and flog 'em all by the end of the day. Uncle Albert remember his war training and slowly rallies the lads into a comedy fighting force, joining up with Trigger, Denzel, Boycee and Marlene and prepare to take on the dead over a nice pinacolada at the nags head.