Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[trouserpress]

Gary Glitter wanders in, and Bennie runs off to hide his kids.

[Bringer Of Funerals]

Then suddenly out of nowhere a robotic Clint Eastwood with green laser eyes and 8 arms runs in and says Garry or Freddy Kruger get this,

Picks them up, rips off their head as they are screaming pulls out the eyes then eats them. Then the green lasers rips through their bodys like warm butter. And to finish them off from Clint's body homing missiles come flying out and blows up the world so there is no chance anybody (apart from Chuck Norris) could survive

[sawyer6]

No, only Robert Neville survived and uses a virus against robo Eastwood ,Game Over!!

[docvoltage]

Darkseid discovers that the reason for Neville's immunity is that he is the sole vessel for the anti-life-equation.

He terra-forms a new Earth, repopulates it as before using his Omega Beams, and proceeds to enslave all of humanity.

Great Darkseid is pleased.

[Bringer Of Funerals]

But then Lee Van Cleef defies against the enslavement and fights back using his Sabata box of tricks and pulls out a huge pink lightsaber and tries to fight against Darkseid which makes Darksied cry and shout for his mummy

[sawyer6]

A duel between Lee and d'Artagnan ends with a headless Lee

[Bringer Of Funerals]

Shocked by this Dani Filth collects Lee's head for his personal collection and tries to deafen d'Arg bloke by playing Her Ghost In The Fog and rocking it hard

[docvoltage]

Pat Boone shows Dani Filth who the bigger metalhead really is.

Never screw with an old man in white loafers. No More Mr. Nice Guy !

[sawyer6]

No more film characters

[Bringer Of Funerals]

Superman who was getting rather old now said i have the best white loafers ever and a huge fight and Pat B was getting thrown through walls and for extra hard power lasers from his fingers were ripping through the limp body. Superman had once again saved the day by rescuing the enslaved people.