Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[the blob]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

Jack Sparrow is the true master of the sea and with a mighty blow decapitates the old fool

Sweeney Todd makes a mean Sparrow Pie. Jack's booked in for a 10pm shave...

[sawyer6]

Sherlock is investicating some mysterious disappearances in fleet st and finally cracks the case. Sweeney ends up at the gallows

[the blob]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

Sherlock is investicating some mysterious disappearances in fleet st and finally cracks the case. Sweeney ends up at the gallows

Sherlock Holmes? Wimp. I could lay him out with one punch. Come on, let's have ya!

[sawyer6]

Originally Posted by the blob

Sherlock Holmes? Wimp. I could lay him out with one punch. Come on, let's have ya!

By I you mean that ?If yes The Hulk could eat you ,cause he likes jello

[fuzzymctiger]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

By I you mean that ?If yes The Hulk could eat you ,cause he likes jello

Turns out its not Jello, is The Blob!!

The hulk gets eaten from the inside out, leaving only his purple pants...

[docvoltage]

Sir Tom Jones gives the Blob an icy scare, freezing it, then he lets loose with a mojo-filled bellow, the sonic waves shattering the blob into harmless mini-blobs of cranberry gelato.

[Hawkmonger]

Godzilla pick's up the horrfying screatching of Tom Jones (Just kidding! Love the guy) and let's out a bellow of his own.
Rampaging forwards he unleashes a torrent of fiery atomic breath upon the helpless singer, burning him to a crisp.

[sawyer6]

Godzilla is the perfect hunt for Crocodile Dundee! He captures the big lizard and makes a whole new wardrobe from his skin

[Hawkmonger]

Zatoichi appears and say's "Thats not a knife, THIS is a knife!" and slashes Dundee in half with his Katana.

[sawyer6]

Norman Bates comes in dressed as a geisha, Zatoichi as a fool thinks he's a woman and orders him to bathe him.Then Norman stabs him to dead in the shower!