Weekly Comp - Don't Torture A Duckling - 6 May 2012 - FINISHED

[Demoncrat]

Onaph (Beast in Space) ****s JR to death.....

[Rhodes]

the chojin ****s onaph to death!

[Rassilon]

Marty Mcfly goes back in time and picks up HP Lovecraft, Bram Stoker and Edgar Allan Poe. He forces them to watch Dawn of the Dead is convinces them this is what the world will become unless they stop writing, so they write comedy instead...hence without them none of your characters were born....marty mcfly, eater of worlds.

[docvoltage]

One day, Marty McFly left on his final voyage and was never seen again.

One cannot choose but wonder. Will he ever return? It may be that he swept back into the past, and fell among the blood-drinking, hairy savages of the Age of Unpolished Stone; into the abysses of the Cretaceous Sea; or among the grotesque saurians, the huge reptilian brutes of the Jurassic times. He may even now—if I may use the phrase—be wandering on some plesiosaurus-haunted Oolitic coral reef, or beside the lonely saline lakes of the Triassic Age. Or did he go forward, into one of the nearer ages, in which men are still men, but with the riddles of our own time answered and its wearisome problems solved?

Marty McFly: Time Traveler.

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by docvoltage

One day, Marty McFly left on his final voyage and was never seen again.

One cannot choose but wonder. Will he ever return? It may be that he swept back into the past, and fell among the blood-drinking, hairy savages of the Age of Unpolished Stone; into the abysses of the Cretaceous Sea; or among the grotesque saurians, the huge reptilian brutes of the Jurassic times. He may even now—if I may use the phrase—be wandering on some plesiosaurus-haunted Oolitic coral reef, or beside the lonely saline lakes of the Triassic Age. Or did he go forward, into one of the nearer ages, in which men are still men, but with the riddles of our own time answered and its wearisome problems solved?

Marty McFly: Time Traveler.

cough Parkinsons cough

Too soon??


OR

The Master lands on McFly with his Horsebox Tardis when he isn't looking.

[Hawkmonger]

The Master is quickly arrested for time crime's by Sinister and Dexter. The pear keep poping a cap in his ass until he can regenorate no more.

[docvoltage]

And after popping many caps in his ass they suddenly dropped to the ground--dead!--slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth.

[Hawkmonger]

He quotes HG Wells! The game is now at an end!

[sawyer6]

Originally Posted by docvoltage

And after popping many caps in his ass they suddenly dropped to the ground--dead!--slain by the putrefactive and disease bacteria against which their systems were unprepared; the humblest things that God, in his wisdom, has put upon this earth.

Osmosis Jones destroys the evil bacteria

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by sawyer6

Osmosis Jones destroys the evil bacteria

I remember that show!
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Derek from Bad Taste consumes to many alien/human* burgers, leading to a total break down in cell structure.
Osmosis is the first to die ("Mwhahahahahaha!")