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17th August 2012, 12:51 PM
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Yup. Didn't take long to realise the student life wasn't for me.  Spent the rest of my time with the other reclusive nerds and stayed well away from the partying cool folk . . .
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17th August 2012, 02:06 PM
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Get tied to a lamp post completely naked when drunk on my stag do.
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17th August 2012, 02:08 PM
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Having a quick *an* when I thought no one was in only for me not to hear my wife come back and walk in and catch me,
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17th August 2012, 02:15 PM
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17th August 2012, 03:16 PM
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#86
17th August 2012, 03:29 PM
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A few years ago Orange used to offer a DVD service where they sold DVDs really cheap. One day while browsing their catalogue I decided to order one called "Hot & Horny Bitches". Fast forward a few days and I get a phone call while in the pub, as it was my turn to take a shot at pool, I answered it and put my phone on loudspeaker. I almost died when the customer service woman announced to a busy pub that my copy of "Hot and Horny Bitches" was on its way to me! The "film" was shite too!
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#87
17th August 2012, 04:00 PM
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Do you have a no touching policy or something? Make Them Die Slowly and Nordicdusk like this. |
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#88
17th August 2012, 04:01 PM
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It was a joke.
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17th August 2012, 04:08 PM
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#90
17th August 2012, 04:36 PM
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Not as embarrasing as the puke thing, but when Chip & Pin first came in, a checkout guy in Fopp asked if I knew my pin number, and straight away I blurted it out loud to the many people at the checkout. He reacted in shock going 'no don't tell me!!! You have to put it into the keypad!' Left the shop feeling extremely foolish... shows how easily controlled I am If you have a uniform and name badge I'm sure you could easily get my life savings, just ask . . .
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