Weekly Comp - Chained - 3rd Feb 2013 - FINISHED

[sethflc]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

MODS - objection

have sex with the hot girl (OR GUY) and then kill her (OR HIM)

This is the 21st century, for goddess sake, and the blinkered (and obviously homophobic) post from Mr. flc is unacceptable

*Note - this post is tongue-in-cheek! I mean no offense to the original poster!

fair enough! It would probably even surprise the ugly guy even more!

"oh yeah, I'm getting laid!" ...

[nekromantik]

If the movie involves any similar plot lines to any other movie then AVOID!

all I can come up with while at work!

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by nekromantik

If the movie involves any similar plot lines to any other movie then AVOID!

With all due respect, surely this just leaves us with the 'original' slasher/stalker movie - 'Night of the Hunter'

Unless you know different, of course!

[nekromantik]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

With all due respect, surely this just leaves us with the 'original' slasher/stalker movie - 'Night of the Hunter'

Unless you know different, of course!

True
Told ya guys thats all I can come up with while at work lol

edit:

If one of your friends die while at a party then you and your friends are all doomed apart from one girl who will live at the end.
its a cliche so try and survive!

[bedorca]

I have decided to offer some advice to the less mentioned slasher types

Patrick Bateman - Change your ways and stop killing immediately! People will then start to notice you
Peter Bunch - The Quack Quack routine is eccentric, but you will be branded the Daffy Duck killer in the press which will leave you with a bit of a comedy legacy.....
Matt Cordell - Plastic surgery. Lose the chin. You will be harder to track down
Cropsy - See a doctor about your Cartilogenophobia. This will result in a lack of murderous urges and a much less crispy complexion!
Henry - Don't film your murders as someone is bound to put them on Youtube and you will get caught. Stop killing and you will eventually be rewarded with a part in the Walking Dead
Nikos Karamanlis - It takes guts to do what you did, but it doesn't offer much of a future. Stick to raw skinned rabbits for dinner or a nice Greek salad.
Jack Torrance - Keep out of Room 237.......

[Rik]

When stalking a group of people who are all in one place, if one says "I'll be right back", don't kill him/her, they'll expect that. What they won't expect is you bursting into the room and hacking them all to pieces, leaving the absentee to run upstairs, thinking they'll escape

[nekromantik]

Dont have sex at all otherwise you will die sooner or later!
Dont go into tents.
Always keep with the group.

[Refused]

Don't be a wimp and have your mum kill everybody.

[tele1962]

Always remember to chase the girl though the woods..............as you can guarantee her top will fall off at some point.

[nekromantik]

Dont go camping ever...unless you want to die.