Weekly Comp - Chained - 3rd Feb 2013 - FINISHED

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by the blob

Just take it slowly, stay focused and wait till they trip up over that log. They always do.

Also, always kill the quiet, most sensible one first. They're usually the most difficult and hang around until the end.

Or the one that looks like Sarah Michelle Geller and never gets em' out.

In fact kill all the chicks first, they are always the toughest.

[Susan Foreman]

Originally Posted by iluvdvds@Cult Labs

All you have to do is come up with a fun bit of advice for any future Slasher stars like Jason, Freddy, Leatherface or indeed Chained's Frank.

OK!

Future Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Frank and Rupert. You are almost certainly a psychopath. Therefore, the best piece of advice I can give you is...

Stay away from the quiet, shy, unassuming, bookish girl in the corner, who has no friends. Do not play any practical jokes on her, and do nothing to humiliate her in any way. She might look like an easy kill, but she is really a boy who was brought up as a girl, and therefore she is even more of a twisted sicko than you are, and you WILL end up paying for your actions at the end

Additionally...

Stay away from the quiet, shy, unassuming, bookish boy in the corner, who has no friends. Do not play any practical jokes on him, and do nothing to humiliate him in any way. He might look like an easy kill, but he is really a girl who was brought up as a boy, and therefore he is even more of a twisted sicko than you are, and you WILL end up paying for your actions at the end

In fact, future Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Frank and Rupert, be nice to people, and then you will live to well past the end of the movie!

Start making daisy chains or pressing flowers instead

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

I don't envy you with this one kyle.

I certainly wouldn't like to pick three answers from the 49 pages of suggestions come next Sunday.

Good luck.

[Rik]

Yeah, me neither because I haven't even got started yet!

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by suziginajackson

OK!

Future Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Frank and Rupert. You are almost certainly a psychopath. Therefore, the best piece of advice I can give you is...

Stay away from the quiet, shy, unassuming, bookish girl in the corner, who has no friends. Do not play any practical jokes on her, and do nothing to humiliate her in any way. She might look like an easy kill, but she is really a boy who was brought up as a girl, and therefore she is even more of a twisted sicko than you are, and you WILL end up paying for your actions at the end

Additionally...

Stay away from the quiet, shy, unassuming, bookish boy in the corner, who has no friends. Do not play any practical jokes on him, and do nothing to humiliate him in any way. He might look like an easy kill, but he is really a girl who was brought up as a boy, and therefore he is even more of a twisted sicko than you are, and you WILL end up paying for your actions at the end

In fact, future Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Frank and Rupert, be nice to people, and then you will live to well past the end of the movie!

Start making daisy chains or pressing flowers instead

****in' hell! Only two pages in and already a Sleepaway Camp reference! Score!

[Edgeworth]

Kill a bunch of people, but do not start with yourself.

[darthelvis]

Always remember to take care of your tools and remember and keep them sharp. Nothing is more embarrassing then chasing a girl down with garden shears and trying to cut their head off with them only to find they are blunt and barely capable of scratching let alone decapitating.

[unrealbe]

Whatever you do, try to appear out of nowhere for easy jumpscares.

[Susan Foreman]

A pounding heavy metal rock track is always good for when you are quietly stalking your prey!

[Rik]

Always make sure you are the boyfriend/brother/both of the "Final Girl" and if need be, have a friend tag along for the ride