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Old 13th July 2016, 08:24 PM
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Competition Competition - Top Sensation - 13th July 2016 - CLOSED

Hello again!

Following on from last week's competition prize of the Twilight Zone box set, we have another excellent cult prize for you to win this week.

Why, it's only Shameless' brand new sleazy release, TOP SENSATION!

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What You Could Win...

Top Sensation

Sensationally unique and universally acknowledged as the “holy grail” of exploitation sinema, yet practically unavailable anywhere, this Shameless-rebuilt release is the most-complete version of TOP SENSATION.

The only film starring both Rosalba Neri and Edwige Fenech who are so exuberant, so impossibly gorgeous and act with such natural ease that, even when they stretch the boundaries (which they do, a lot!), they are always stylish and sexy. TOP SENSATION is made with a flair which manages the impossible: remaining whimsical whilst portraying behaviour bereft of human compassion in a story of psychological abuse, kidnapping, rape, incest and pitiless murder: Attempting to cure her troubled adult son’s virginity, his mother and her mostly female friends embark on her yacht where lust, double-crossings and murder are on board!

Originally rejected by British censors, Shameless has re-inserted prior cut scenes: one of a girl-on-girl, threesome-cum-ravishment … and the scene that has achieved legendary Cult status, featuring the luckiest goat in the world who takes a liking and a licking to an ecstatic Fenech.



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How To Enter...


For your chance to win the latest Shameless release all you have to do is get into the minds of Shameless HQ. Put on your skimpiest fishnet sexy underwear (no pictures, please!), pop on your leather gloves and pour yourself a slug of J&B whisky.

All you need to do is come up with the most Shameless tagline for any big blockbuster movie. So, a fake tagline for a real entirely un-shameless movie.

The greatest tagline will be rewarded with the top prize.


Competition will end next week, 20th July 2016.


Good luck everyone. Let's get filthy!


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Old 13th July 2016, 10:08 PM
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Finding Nemo...and you thought finding the clitorus was difficult.
Clearly not as difficult as spelling it though.
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Clearly not as difficult as spelling it though.
Must have hit the wrong keys due to cramp in my typing finger due to...


Anyway...JAWS...the anal compromise.
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Must have hit the wrong keys due to cramp in my typing finger due to...
Finger?

You need to learn to use them all.
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Finger?

You need to learn to use them all.
Is that good enough for you?
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Is that good enough for you?
It's a start. I take it the others don't move due to punching walls as you fall down cellars.

I always go with 'rock' by the way.
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It's a start. I take it the others don't move due to punching walls as you fall down cellars.

I always go with 'rock' by the way.
They move too much!
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