The Absolute Worst Films of All Time!

[James Morton]

Cry Wolf, a boring family friendly so called horror
Junior and Jingle All The Way, Schwarzenegger in embarassing 'comedies'
The Three Amigos and Spies Like Us, not funny at all, Landis had done better!
the 70's Brit film I Don't Want To Be Born, complete crap with Joan Collins who has always been a crap actress, terrible film

[Prince_Vajda]

Originally Posted by James Morton

Cry Wolf, a boring family friendly so called horror
Junior and Jingle All The Way, Schwarzenegger in embarassing 'comedies'
The Three Amigos and Spies Like Us, not funny at all, Landis had done better!
the 70's Brit film I Don't Want To Be Born, complete crap with Joan Collins who has always been a crap actress, terrible film

Sorry, but Junior is fantastic!
Yesterday, just scooping the middle out of a honeydew melon gave me a - A "Steifen". - A what? Oh. That's normal. I get 'em all the time.

Arnie and Danny - priceless!

Greetings!

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by James Morton

Cry Wolf, a boring family friendly so called horror
Junior and Jingle All The Way, Schwarzenegger in embarassing 'comedies'
The Three Amigos and Spies Like Us, not funny at all, Landis had done better!
the 70's Brit film I Don't Want To Be Born, complete crap with Joan Collins who has always been a crap actress, terrible film

You honestly think The Three Amigo's is one of the Absolute Worst Films of all Time.?

The mind boggles!

[James Morton]

Three Amigos is unfunny
Junior ditto
Schwarzenegger's best comedy was TWINS, very funny

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by James Morton

Three Amigos is unfunny

Then you won't be rushing out to buy the new extended edition blu-ray?


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[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike

You honestly think The Three Amigo's is one of the Absolute Worst Films of all Time.?

The mind boggles!

There's no way The Three Amigos is one of the absolute worst films of all time even if you don't find it funny. It's well acted, well directed and well scripted -- clearly not a hack job or in the same league as the crap made by Ed Wood, Al Adamson etc. Even Cry_Wolf -- a pisspoor horror -- was competently made.

[Prince_Vajda]

Originally Posted by Nosferatu@Cult Labs

There's no way The Three Amigos is one of the absolute worst films of all time even if you don't find it funny.

Exactly. I don't like that film (mainly because I'm no Steve Martin fan), but I would not call it terrible just because I don't like it.

And I really don't get it - how can someone like Twins, and dislike Junior?

Same leading actors, same director, similar humour - you like them both or none of them. Just my two cents.

Greetings!
PS: I have to repeat it: one of the worst films ever is Devils of Darkness. Poor script, terrible pace - .

[Jani]

Wes Craven's Cursed anyone? Watched this from telly a few days ago,and it's got to be the worst werewolf movie EVER! Kevin Williamson scripted,so I guess they can share the shitstorm they deserve.Mind bogglingly bad,utter shit.I have to watch Dog Soldiers soon to wipe this from my consciousness.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Prince_Vajda

Exactly. I don't like that film (mainly because I'm no Steve Martin fan), but I would not call it terrible just because I don't like it.

And I really don't get it - how can someone like Twins, and dislike Junior?

Same leading actors, same director, similar humour - you like them both or none of them. Just my two cents.

Greetings!
PS: I have to repeat it: one of the worst films ever is Devils of Darkness. Poor script, terrible pace - .

Devils of Darkness isn't as bad as all that, i quite like it. Its on a Midnite Movies disc with Witchcraft and seems a decent little film.

[James Morton]

some years ago I unfortunately bought LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET and regretted it - a crappy film
I knew it was a very low budget film but in the reviews I read it didn't say the film was made without sound and the voices horribly dubbed afterwards,
even the director Roger Watkins said his film was very amateurish

there was even a review in a horror mag that said it would be a massive cult horror

and some like me thought it was garbage