Fav Movie Quotes

[SCM]

The Devils
Jeanne: Satan is ever ready to seduce us with sensual delights

[JerryvonKramer]

"You know very well where he is. Time is short. Go back to your room and play with your toys. Then forget about the baby. Such a pity"

[Vampix]

Another one from Clint in The Outlaw Josey Wales:

"I wish we had time to bury them fellas"
"To hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

* leans from his horse and spits some tobacco juice right onto corpse's forehead *

[Nordicdusk]

Living Dead At The Manchester Morgue

The Inspector to George

"You're all the same, the lot of you, with your long hair and faggot clothes. Drugs, sex…every sort of filth. And ya hate the police, don't ya?"

This line cracks me up everytime.

[Rondadoronron]

KRAMER: All right, so what're you saying? That we're wrong? Oh, everybody's wrong but you!

JERRY: You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!

KRAMER: Which one?

JERRY: They were all like that!

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[Rondadoronron]

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[Nordicdusk]

Irreversible

Where is the rectum ?

sorry I had too.

[Vampix]

Witchfinder General (1968)

Matthew Hopkins: "I intend to instigate a new method of execution, and you Master Webb, you shall aid me in carrying it out."

Webb: "What's that sir."

Hopkins: "You'll see. It's a fitting end to the foul ungodliness in womankind."

[troggi]

"Dogma" 1999

Bethany: Look, just take whatever you want, but don't kill or rape me.

Metatron: Oh, get over it, will you? I couldn't rape you if I wanted to. Angels are ill-equipped.

[he drops his pants to show blank skin where his genitals should be]

Metatron: See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. Now make yourself useful and gimme that towel, will you?

[Bethany tosses it to him and he starts wiping his clothes dry]

Metatron: Honestly, you bottom feeders and your arrogance, you think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers.

Bethany: What are you?

Metatron: I'm pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

[Dave Boy]

" The Mummy's on the loose and he's dancing with the Devil" !
and
"The Devil's on the loose and he's dancing with the Mummy" !

The Mummy's Curse (1944)