Fav Movie Quotes - Page 52

Inspector Abberline · #**511** 4th September 2015, 05:33 PM

The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things.

The Joker: I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!

[Joker hands Two-Face a gun and points it at himself]

The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!

[still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his coin]

Two-Face: [showing Joker the good side] You live.

The Joker: Mm-hmm.

Two-Face: [showing the scarred side] You die.

The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.

StarrGust · #**512** 19th September 2015, 07:08 AM

"You can't kill it, it's wearing people clothes!" -Homer Simpson, regarding pig

StarrGust · #**513** 21st September 2015, 06:05 AM

"Where did you get those clothes, the toilet store?"

Inspector Abberline · #**514** 21st September 2015, 07:11 AM

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Malcolm Tucker: ****ing hung up, haven't you? You ****ing hoity-toity ****ing...

Tourist: Hey, buddy? Enough with the curse words, all right?

Malcolm Tucker: Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat f**k.

Malcolm Tucker: Y'know, I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as ****ing boring as you. You are a real boring ****. Sorry, sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, C**T!

Malcolm Tucker: Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat ****. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your ****ing throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny. I was led to believe I was attending the war committee.

Inspector Abberline · #**515** 29th September 2015, 05:01 PM

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Hugh Abbott: All I do: I work, I eat, I shower, that's it. Occasionally I take a dump, just as a sort of treat. I mean that really IS my treat. I sit there and I think - no, I'm not gonna read the New Statesman, this time is just for me. This is quality time just for me. Is it normal?

Inspector Abberline · #**516** 15th October 2015, 10:57 PM

Ive been goin about quoting these lines to mostly blank faces.

Demdike@Cult Labs · #**517** 15th October 2015, 11:03 PM

Great stuff Inspector.

This is one of my fave scenes from Blazing Saddles.

MuckyFunster · #**518** 16th October 2015, 06:46 AM

I love the Malcolm Tucker quotes!

"She's so dense light bends around her".

This one is a cracker though, and film related!

http://youtu.be/Cg-pnGFbwMQ

MacBlayne · #**519** 16th October 2015, 08:06 AM

Vampix · #**520** 16th October 2015, 05:26 PM

Aside from the famous "chew bubblegum and kick ass" quote, this is another from They Live which always makes me chuckle:

Nada: "I'm giving you a choice - either put on these glasses or start eatin' that trash can."
Frank: "Not this year!"