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[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Inspector Abberline

Malcolm and Star Wars
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Malcolm Tucker: It's time for you to step up Ollie. What's that film that you love?
Ollie Reeder: What film?
Malcolm: The one about the ****ing hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's ****ing ****ed his sister. Lego! They're all made of ****ing Lego.
Ollie: Star Wars?
Malcolm: That's the one, right. It's like that, okay? Where you ****ing kill all the bad guys, and you'll be able to blow up the big...
Ollie: Death Star.
Malcolm: The Death Star thing. Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears.
Ollie: They're Ewoks.

The funny thing about this scene is i can picture Capaldi's Doctor saying the exact same thing in a conversation with Clara. He talks like that.

Minus the swearing of course.

[Inspector Abberline]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

The funny thing about this scene is i can picture Capaldi's Doctor saying the exact same thing in a conversation with Clara. He talks like that.

Minus the swearing of course.

I haven't watched Capaldi's Dr,what's the consensus ? good or bad ?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Inspector Abberline

I haven't watched Capaldi's Dr,what's the consensus ? good or bad ?

I like him. He's very different to Tennant and Smith. He's definitely more alien in his mannerisms and what he thinks of people in general.

As i say, that scene you posted could easily have been chat between him and Clara.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Here's a sequence from opening episode Deep Breath.

Madame Vastra: I'm having difficulty sleeping.

The Doctor: Oh? Oh, well I wouldn't bother with that. I never bother with sleeping. I just do standing up cat naps.

Madame Vastra: Oh really? How interesting. And when do you do those?

The Doctor: Well generally whenever anyone else starts talking. I like to skip ahead to my bits, it saves time.

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The Caretaker.

Danny: You’re using her like a decoy?

The Doctor: No, not like a decoy. As a decoy. Don’t they teach you anything at stupid school.

[Inspector Abberline]

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course!

Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.

Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

[Inspector Abberline]

[Dan’s offered Ben the role of Shadow Chancellor]

Malcolm Tucker: Is this for real?

Dan Miller: No of course, it’s not real, Malcolm. I’ve offered him Chancellor, I may as well have offered him bass player in the Wurzels because that burly hemorrhoid’s not getting anywhere near any ****ing cabinet of mine.

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[Inspector Abberline]

Mark: We're not going to be two of those idiots you hear about who go up a mountain in Flip Flops and Sombreros and have to be rescued.

Jeremy: Would you rather be one of those idiots they find frozen to death, drinking his own piss while badgers chew on his corpse?

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[Inspector Abberline]

Barry: [shouting as he sticks his head through from the boot of the car] Alright Omar! I'm letting you go to Pakistan! My unit, stays here! But my unit's the main unit!

Omar: Barry, shut up, mate! 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon... I'm gonna rip your plugs out!

Barry: Not if you're not here, you won't!




Barry: [car breaks down] ****, ****, **** it!

Omar: Did you fix this then, Barry?

Barry: Yes, I fixed it!

Omar: Did ya?

Barry: It's the parts... they're Jewish.

Omar: What parts in a car are Jewish?

[pause]

Omar: Hmm?

Fessal: Spark plugs.

Barry: Spark plugs! Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.


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[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Love that film.

[Inspector Abberline]

This joke was used in the film and an episode of the series entitled German Week.


Mrs. Slocombe: I won't forget being thrown flat on my back on Clapham Common by a landmine. And the German Air Force was responsible!

Mr. Lucas: All the other times she was flat on her back, the American Air Force was responsible.