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Old 27th April 2008, 03:00 PM
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Default This is not just food....

This is not just roast beef. This is pure virginal European beef manacled to the table and thrashed with a riding crop.

This is not just onion gravy. This is the tears of agony and extasy warmed with a smoldering cigar butt.

These are not just roast potatos. These are firm bodied italian potatos gently wrapped in a coat of barbed wire and lovingly drizzled with candle wax.

This is not just food. This is S and M food....


OK - it's not a film but I was struggling to think of anything else.
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:24 PM
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This is not just roast beef. This is pure virginal European beef manacled to the table and thrashed with a riding crop.

This is not just onion gravy. This is the tears of agony and extasy warmed with a smoldering cigar butt.

These are not just roast potatos. These are firm bodied italian potatos gently wrapped in a coat of barbed wire and lovingly drizzled with candle wax.

This is not just food. This is S and M food....


OK - it's not a film but I was struggling to think of anything else.
I love that that one,that has to be the winner.
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:32 PM
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I love that that one,that has to be the winner.
yeah, good one Dougal!
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:40 PM
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looks like i will have to go and buy a Frightened Woman now
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:41 PM
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Should I get the joke? Sorry...it's gone way over my head...

Can someone explain?
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:43 PM
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Should I get the joke? Sorry...it's gone way over my head...

Can someone explain?
its a parody of the M and S (marks and spencer) supermarket ad,
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:45 PM
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Should I get the joke? Sorry...it's gone way over my head...

Can someone explain?
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Old 27th April 2008, 04:49 PM
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Funny, watching that youtube it is the first time I noticed how good that piece of music is

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Old 27th April 2008, 05:28 PM
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Oh...I'm with you...I do vaguely remember seeing the ad...
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Old 27th April 2008, 06:44 PM
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I love that that one,that has to be the winner.
You're too kind.
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