Weekly Comp - THE DESIGNATED VICTIM!!!

[trench]

During your wedding vows : "You look just like a little whore, but I like that in a girl", from Le Notti del Terrore/Nights of Terror/Burial Ground/Zombi 3, whatever you fancy.

[sonofargento3121]

The funeral continues of the notorious town whore 'Brenda'. The funeral directors begin to lift the coffin up and process to the church. A man is standing outside the entrance shouting.

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers!

(FROM DUSK TILL DAWN)

[cloud]

Again to your wife at your mother in law's funeral: "your mother sucks cocks in hell".

While seeing a loved one on life support in hospital: "today is a good day to die".

[sonofargento3121]

God, dammit! Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamned pack mule

(Planet Terror)

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

(A Nightmare On Elm Street : Dream Warriors)

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering

(Hellraiser)

An ex boyfriend gets up to talk about his ex girlfriend. He Says :

Did... you really want me to rape you, Miss Tachibana?

(Ichi The Killer)

That's right... who's laughing now?

(Evil Dead 2)

[Sam]

Both at a funeral...

"He died a fitting end for the garbage he was" (Blood Feast)

"I wish the dead could come back to life, you bastard, so I could kill you again" (Living dead at the Manchester Morgue)

[Daemonia]

At your Mother's funeral: "That's my mother you're pissing on." (Braindead)

At your Wedding, when the Vicar asks you if you take so-and-so to be your lawfully wedded wife, you reply: "No, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart." (Bram Stoker's Dracula)

At a funeral, when asked to say a few words, you suddenly exclaim: "I've harmed nobody, just robbed a few graves!" (Curse of Frankenstein)

At a friend's Mother's funeral: "Your mother ate my Dog." (Braindead)

At any funeral, this should go down well: "To die... to be really dead, that must be glorious!" (Dracula 1931)

At your Mother-in-Law's funeral: "You can't kill the Boogeyman." (Halloween)

A good all-rounder that should cause raised eyebrows at any funeral: "I shot him six times!" (Halloween 2)

At a young child's funeral: "He's dead, honey, because Mommy killed him." (Nightmare on Elm Street)

[eiren]

At a funeral:

He used a blade. Stuck it up her joy trail, and slit her wide open. He could have done a slightly better job if he had more time. But overall, it was a good, efficient butchery. - New York Ripper

At your own wedding on repeating the vows:

But you won't understand me, you'll never understand me! You're too stupid! Quack! Quack! Quack! - New York Ripper


At a woman's rights convention:

You women are all the same! A menace to society! You women should stay at home where you belong. You've got the brains of a chicken! - New York Ripper


(sticking to a theme here )

[Sam]

During your wedding speech (or the best man's speech):

"Love means never having to say you're ugly" (The Abominable Doctor Phibes)

At a funeral:

"I see dead people" (The Sixth Sense)

[Pete]

Wedding vows: I'd like to bite your tits off and..... i'll do it! from Emanuelle in Prison

[vincenzo]

In a church (wedding or funeral): "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" (Porky's).