Weekly Comp - The Fox Family - 07/08/09

[Gigantor]

Shouted Frosty the Snowman, "Hooray!
I'm agog with excitement today!
and the reason of course -
a reliable source,
said the snow blower's heading this way!

[Kyle]

Here's to the girl named Louise
Who's pubic hair hung to her knees
the crabs came together,
and knitted a sweater
so in Winter her c*nt would not freeze!

[Kyle]

There was an old man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a ****, I could **** it!

[gag]

i went with my friend mick
to watch a 3d horror flick
it wasnt very real
until it made me squeal
cos i got punched right in my dick

[gag]

There was a bloke called frank
who every day would wank
he wasnt washing
cos he to busy tossing
he eventualy began to smell rank

[Kyle]

On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.

[gag]

There was a bloke from leeds
who ate a packet of seeds
within a hr
his cock was a flower
and his arse was a bunch of weeds

[gag]

a bloke found his wife dead
she was just lying there in bed
he couldnt understand y
he wasnt able to cry
so he just had sex with her instead

[Nora]

There was a PM named Blair
Who tortured tories in his lair
One cried out in pain
As he felt the loss of his brain
But that Tony just hadn't a care!

[gag]

Right thats my lot for rest of the wk sorry i had some more running around in my head lol
I have to go up scotland till saturday with work and not sure if ill have access to the net
so ill be back saturday to see who won wont even have time to post any more