Weekly Comp - Deadly Outlaw: Rekka - 14/11/10 - FINISHED

[gag]

Want to play some games

1st game Dodge ....you lose you stupid women

Women.. this is the strangest game of musical chairs ive ever played

[Gigantor]

1.
I went to a job interview yesterday for the position of Domestic Abuse Advisor. Apparently, advising the husband to lead with the left wasn't the sort of advice they wanted.

2.A charity worker knocked on my door this morning and said, "Hi sir, we are in the area collecting for victims of domestic abuse."

I said, "Hold on a minute I'll shout for my wife, "YUKI, SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR WITH SOME MONEY FOR YOU."

[Gigantor]

I was waiting for Darth elvis to be entering this contest with some lyrics but i didn't see any so i decided to enter some instead



Bloodstains are red
Your eyes, black & blue
Bitch you'll shut the hell up
If you know what's good for you

[Gigantor]

1.My wife has a life-threatening problem.

Giving me lip.



2.I like my women like I like Manchester United...

****ing beaten!

[Gigantor]

1.My wife hates it when I crack my knuckles.

Especially when I do it on her head.


2.When I came home drunk one evening, my wife said to me that my alcoholism is only hurting me.

I seriously proved her wrong.

[Gigantor]

1.My wife is so clumsy sometimes.
She somehow managed to get a black eye just by trying to change channels when the world cup was on
Weird.



2.It doesn't take much effort to beat a woman senseless.

[Gigantor]

1.My wife always cries every new year when Big Ben strikes.
Serves the bitch right for burning Big Ben's dinner.

2.Youre right Real men don't hit women'.


Real men don't need to go in the kitchen. !

[Gigantor]

1.I punched my wife because my dinner was cold.

Then I remembered it was me that requested we have ice cream.


2.Miraculously, I managed to drop 200lbs last weekend.

Best right hook the wife has ever seen

[Gigantor]

1.My wife ate some soup and suffered a violent reaction.

That was my soup, so I kicked the shit out of the thieving fat bitch!




2.I tried to make my wife laugh the other day by beating her up.
I think it worked, she was in stitches for weeks...

[Gigantor]

1.What's the difference between my wife and David Beckham?

They're both injured but my wife will be lifting a newly cleaned cup in July.






2.I have a great product in my house which helps my wife clean the kitchen quicker and more efficiently.

It's called Mr Knife!