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#41
18th November 2010, 01:58 PM
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# A poster in my doctor"s surgery concerning wife beating read, "Don"t suffer in silence". Well, whenever I punch my missus on the jaw, she screams like a ****ing banshee. It makes me wonder if the doctors know what they"re talking about half the time "They say that breaking up is hard to do - but it's much easier with a big knife and a chair."
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#42
18th November 2010, 02:00 PM
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"Woman, leave me alone! Can't you see I'm trying to figure out a new caption for this week's competition? All the good ones have gone!" "What dya mean I have too many dvd's already???!!!" |
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#43
18th November 2010, 04:26 PM
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The most remarkable thing about my wife is that for 10 years she's served me nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. "I know you want to spice up the sex life but do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"
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#44
18th November 2010, 06:19 PM
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| "And who's been eating my porridge?" "And now the bloody chair thing, eh, Goldilocks!"
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#45
18th November 2010, 06:22 PM
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| "Try this. A noodle facial." "I'm just trying to help the government out with some more cuts."
__________________ “Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.” My style? .........You could call it the art of fighting without fighting! |
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#46
18th November 2010, 06:26 PM
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| "You'll have to open up wider than that if you expect to catch the bowl in your mouth." "What do you mean this is no way to make a stair lift!"
__________________ “Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.” My style? .........You could call it the art of fighting without fighting! |
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#47
18th November 2010, 09:49 PM
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1."What!, no chicken" 2."s'pose the only option now is to kill you with this chair". |
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#48
19th November 2010, 03:19 AM
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1.I like my eggs the way I like my women. Beaten. 2.What? youre not going to stand for any more of my abuse? Well...let me get you a chair then
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#49
19th November 2010, 04:03 AM
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OH OK Kyle my Japanese might be a little rusty but the translation is as follows 1.Did you hear about Tempura House? It's a shelter for lightly battered women...... 2.What's yellow and becomes bruised after a few days? My japanese wife.
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#50
19th November 2010, 10:53 AM
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This is actually the poster for Miike's lost gangster/ horror/ porn crossover that took the world by storm - Hentai Noodle Man 3: Detective Bureau Yukiko Vengeance Attack Stairs. Or something like that. This idea worked better in my head than it came out on screen! |
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