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#31
16th November 2010, 09:40 AM
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Title: How to spot if people are really killer robots. Frame 1: The sure fire give away for a male robot is when angry his 'groin gun' will fire uncontrollably Frame 2: For the female robot, when scared their 'back bazooka' will fire hoping to scare off would be attackers.  |
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#32
16th November 2010, 10:43 AM
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You b@tch i knew you was trying to poison me so you and your lover can get youre hands on my inheritance women what you doing man im going to beat you sensless with this chair see how you lover fancy you then |
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#33
16th November 2010, 10:51 AM
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Im not eating that crap again its causing my balls to explode can you not see the spark women funny you should say that my back on fire stop hitting me you causing it to flare up |
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#34
16th November 2010, 04:46 PM
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One Miike film I haven't seen yet, can't wait to get my dirty hands on this one!
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#35
16th November 2010, 06:30 PM
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"how can you expect me to eat when so many people in the world are starving to death?" "and what did i tell you about buying furniture from ikea?" |
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#36
16th November 2010, 07:17 PM
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#37
16th November 2010, 07:32 PM
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"Why are you f****** wearing that? I HATE cardigans!" "Come here, i'm gonna slice it up and burn it with the firewood I'm making from this chair!" |
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#38
16th November 2010, 08:03 PM
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Title: Beware the Interlopers From the West 1. "Do not feed the foreign devils cabbage and watermelon. They thoroughly dispise both and will become possessed by the spirit of a drunken Mel Gibson, causing anything they throw at you to produce a small explosion slightly in front of your breasts. This will not be pleasant" 2. "The situation will become more unpleasant when he chases you down the stairs with a chair and the sushi knife you gave him to chop his watermelon. He will strike you on your back with the knife, causing your back to explode and blood to spray in the opposite direction onto the wall. Most unpleasant of all, red colour from your jumper will inexplicably drip onto your new trousers and they will be ruined." P.S: I do think the man looks more Western! |
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#39
18th November 2010, 01:44 PM
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Charlie Sheen discusses the fine etiquette of dealing with a spouse. 1.If you don't like something she cooked send it back and let her know you don't like it she'll appreciate you more for it 2.A nice pat on the back may provide a temporary increase of obedience however a good old knife in the back is something she will never forget.
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#40
18th November 2010, 01:44 PM
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1. Woman: "Wow! This 3D film is so good I can almost feel the noodles hit me in the face!" 2. Woman: "This film may be rough, but it's better than Avatar. That one REALLY hurt." |
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