Weekly Comp - Island Of Death - 27/03/2011 - FINISHED - Page 3

gag · #21 28th March 2011, 01:20 AM

1) What would you call it?.... Land of freedom...because im free from everything and free to do what i want

2) What three things you would take with you?...my son if some 1 is allowed ..if not My ipod cant live without my music. unlimited supplie of wkd vk etc because im allergic to beer...And my laptop so at least i cant still visit this site and cry over what films im missing that Shameless and Arrow are releasing. until i get rescued then cheer and talk to myself and debate what would be the 1st films to buy on my missed list...
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3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be...I know my all time fav film is TCM but i would actualy take the Warriors i watch it at 3 4 times every yr and it still as good as 1st time round..

4) What would be the worse film to be stuck with... Sound of music

5) What would you do to pass the time... who cares no one to stop you from doing what u want ... .just chill have a wkd and listen to my ipod while browsing the net...and have random conversations with myself , build myself a hammock ....And amuse myself by building sand catstle or sand ppl and pretend they are real in my head..

Zombie Dude · #22 28th March 2011, 09:05 AM

1) What would you call it?
2) What three things you would take with you?
3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be?
4) What would be the worse film to be stuck with?
5) What would you do to pass the time.

1. Nippleopolis.
2. Hookers, dildo and vodka.
3. Debbie does Dallas (to set the mood of course

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4. That porno with the Mario brothers (Super Hornio Bros.; yes it exists). It would totally kill the mood.
5. Well I think you can figure that one out for yourselves.

This is what I envision it would look like, complete with a whore-hut and dance patch:

Argentofan · #23 28th March 2011, 04:02 PM

1) What would you call it?
2) What three things you would take with you?
3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be?
4) What would be the worse film to be stuck with?
5) What would you do to pass the time.

1) Island paradiso
2) Kate Moss (

), My ipod and a laptop.
3) hmm, probably Labyrinth.

4) High School Musical or any of that crap

5) Well, Kate Moss will be there so that should take up most of my time but other than her I'll be doing things like building a hut to live in and when thats done I will be listening to my music and going on the laptop to brag to everyone about having my own island with Kate Moss.

trouserpress · #24 30th March 2011, 12:41 PM

1. The Island of the Nymphomaniacs (so called because of the constant sexual activity of the native howler monkeys. They keep me awake at night)
2. Ear plugs (see above)
A laptop with solar charger
Satellite phone with wifi (if such a thing exists)
Now I could drown out the noisy shagging and watch movies online. Legally of course. I'd set up a netflix account or something.
3. If I had to choose one film I could watch over and over again, it would be Jaws. However -
4. Jaws. I'd never go into the water, which would make escape attempts pretty difficult.
5. I could write a book on the mating habits of howler monkeys, then once I've finally escaped I can travel the world giving lectures. However, if on those travels I was once again shipwrecked, I'd have to hope for an island with a different native species. There's only so much howler monkey hanky-panky one expert can take.

Amertume · #25 31st March 2011, 03:26 AM

@trouserpress and @Zombie Dude

LOL!!!

PaulD · #26 31st March 2011, 06:27 PM

1) Island Dead In The Sand and Got Sand in My Pants*
2) 2 chickens for egg-laying and breeding and an mp3 player loaded with every episode of Desert Island Discs for inspiration
3) Pulp Fiction. Although since I haven't taken anything to play it on it'd be a bit pointless

4) Probably Sex and the City although again it'd be pointless, not just because I wouldn't be able to play it but because after even one look at the hideous old sex-mad grannies on the dvd cover I'd be reduced to violently stabbing my eyes with the chickens beaks.
5) I'd amuse myself everyday making 'eggs', 'fowl' and maybe even 'cock' puns with my feathered friends whilst recreating the famous scene from Cool Hand Luke. Until I passed out or died of salmonella, obviously

*say it quickly

bruty · #27 1st April 2011, 09:20 AM

1) What would you call it?
Home

2) What three things you would take with you?
Build your own house kit, big ass TV, Sky setup (was going to be a build your own raft kit, but it said I was stuck here for the rest of my life)

3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be?
Assuming there's no film called 'How to survive on a desert island' it'd probably be a toss up between Tremors or Big Trouble in Little China - and having flipped a coin Big Trouble in Little China won

4) What would be the worse film to be stuck with?
Sharktopus - watched it for the first time last night and it's dire! Never again!

5) What would you do to pass the time.
A mixture of sleeping, eating, watching TV and crying whilst slowly rocking in the corner of my poorly built house as the build your own house kit was missing a few pieces!

Roughale · #28 1st April 2011, 03:15 PM

Not nice, bruty, your answer to #1 was my motivation to try, now let's see how I can still find answers

1) What would you call it?

"Silly Deaf Rock in the Sea" (cos I keep calling it and it just does not answer...)

2) What three things you would take with you?

Map of escape route, a shovel and wide trousers for the sand...

3) If you could only take ONE film what would it be?

The Great Escape (incase I get stuck)

4) What would be the worse* film to be stuck with?

Twilight

5) What would you do to pass the time.

You mean beside the digging and carrying the sand out? Hmmmh... I think I would think about an answer to this question, actually!

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* - do I get a special price for this typo report?