Weekly Comp - Erik The Viking - 16/10/2011 - FINISHED

[the blob]

I think gag has found his true calling...

[gag]

It must be a sad life being a penis he only has one eye, his hair is always a mess, his relatives are nuts, his neighbour is an arse hole and his owner a *anker and his best friend is a c*nt,

[gag]

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one. But as i was looking through her cupboard and drawers for something i noticed a French maids outfit, A policewomens uniform, A nurse"s outfit, and other forms of uniforms, I got rid of her she obviously cant hold down a job.

[Rik]

The prices people are charging on eBay for a Stone Roses ticket, biggest joke of them all!


Sometimes, dead is better

[gag]

I went up to this fat girl in the pub last night.

"You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said.

"Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye.

"Salad tastes nice."

[Refused]

I think gag should open his own joke thread when the competition is done.

[gag]

God created the orgasm so that Women can moan even when they're happy

[gag]

An old woman goes to the dentist, drops her pants and lifts her legs up. Dentist says "im a dentist not a gynecologist" the old woman then says "i know, i want my husbands teeth back..

[gag]

There been a riot in the biscuit tin ROCKY CLUB the PENGUIN tied him to a WAGON WHEEL with a RIBBON then made his GETAWAY in a TAXI he was last seen in the pub drinkin BOURBON..

[gag]

I get sent some jokes but they arent printable on here
But here a subtle one i might get away with

Paul mcartney already moaning about his new wife apparently she already spent more on shoes than his last wife...