Raised by Pyrenean Mountain Dogs until the age of 4, Timika Winwetter was found digging through the bins behind a spiritualist church in the French village of L'athe 3 years ago. Although unable to grasp the basics of oral communication, Timika was discovered to possess the uncanny ability to transmit perfect renditions of popular songs, directly into...

The Howdy Family





From Left: 'Ribs' Howdy, 'Runt' Howdy, Veranda Howdy, 'Rump' Howdy, Rev. Shrimp Howdy

Sibling Free-Jazz-Punk group "The Howdy Family" are well known for their violently confrontational live shows, which saw Saxophonist Veranda Howdy smashing her instrument into the side of music critic Dick Shunt's head at an infamous gig in London's Denge Club earlier in the year.

Formed by the home schooled Brothers...

El Rocco





El Rocco is currently the best selling artist on the Peruvian Muscle-Funk scene.

He first came to prominence as the lead singer in the multi-platinum teen band "El Grupo Del Sexi Go!" in the mid 80s, when the group was formed by music biz chancer Dick Jesus. A ruthless shark, he forced his teen charges up the South American hit parades through a strict regime of payola and intimidation. El Rocco faced violent threats and blackmail,...

The Fraudulent Increments




Back row from left: Dobie Grid (Percussion), Randy Trumb (The Stones of Ambiguity), Thomas Puffin (Rhodes Piano), Peter Repeater (Alto Sax), Ricky 'Thump' Hives (Drums)

Front Row from Left: Godfrey Wemble (Guitar), Cretin Dan (Electo-Washboard), Danson Dogrell (French Horn), Ernest Platitude (Ooze Pipe), The Delusion (Vibes)

Relaxed: Trent Bensone (Bass & Vocals)


Furious scene leaders...

Lesbian Horse






When the psychic fall out of the 60s trip finally settled, the jaded and burned out music scene was looking for a brave new voice as the flower power vibes faded and the harsh new reality of the 70s took over.

That musical and karmic void was filled by The Lesbian Horse, a band that were both a brave, fresh aural experience and an exciting, profitable religious cult.

Formed by "The Aquarian...