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El Rocco

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Posted 14th April 2009 at 09:22 PM by FakeRock
Updated 18th September 2011 at 05:37 PM by Sam@Cult Labs

El Rocco

El Rocco is currently the best selling artist on the Peruvian Muscle-Funk scene.

He first came to prominence as the lead singer in the multi-platinum teen band "El Grupo Del Sexi Go!" in the mid 80s, when the group was formed by music biz chancer Dick Jesus. A ruthless shark, he forced his teen charges up the South American hit parades through a strict regime of payola and intimidation. El Rocco faced violent threats and blackmail, before making the brave decision to leave the band at the height of their fame.

As the bands biggest album "Stud Leather" hit the number one spot across South America, El Rocco was secretly working on a new style of music, one that would combine Teen pop, Psychedelic Latin sounds and rampant homoeroticism. The result was Muscle Funk, now the best selling genre of music throughout the Americas, having outsold Country, Hip Hop and Rock combined in 2007.

El Rocco, who revolutionized the music industry with his cross-media work, that combined film, TV, music, pastry products, cosmetics (Including the best selling El Rocco Soap-on-a-rope, personally moulded from the man himself) and magazines, continues to record and has a reputation as a workaholic.

In the previous year alone he has recorded and released 4 albums, including the straight up Muscle-Funk CD ("Amo el martillo caliente en mi asshole"), a personal LP of found sounds and performance art experiments ("bolas en mi barbilla"), a collection of sensitive ballads dedicated to his recently deceased mother ("¡muslos melenudos calientes!") and the sound track to the hugely successful porno movie "Shemale Finishing School 6: Pantie Instruction."

El Rocco still declines to answer questions about his sexuality.

Selected Discography

With El Grupo Del Sexi Go!:

1981 - Sexi Go!
1981 - Unthreatening Boyz
1982 - Girl, you're a Girl
1983 - Kittens & Candyfloss
1984 - Stud Leather

Solo As El Rocco

1985 - This is Muscle-Funk
1985 - Muscle-Funk is What This Is!
1985 - What's That Sound? Muscle-Funk
1985 - El Rocco Does Sex With You Yes?
1986 - Thong Laundry
1986 - Oil Boy
1987 - Amo El Coger Del Culo!
1988 - Lady Magnets
1989 - Hot Muscle!
1990 - ¡Tengo una erección!
1993 - Sex Holiday
1994 - Steamy Hot Tub
1996 - Pene Caliente
1999 - A Dose of Muscle
2000 - Amo Jockstraps Calientes
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    Almar@Cult Labs's Avatar
    Wow - he's one confident dude with a pose like that!
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    Posted 16th April 2009 at 04:29 PM by Almar@Cult Labs Almar@Cult Labs is offline
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    Exclusive El Rocco Thongs available from his online store...
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    Posted 16th April 2009 at 08:52 PM by Sam@Cult Labs Sam@Cult Labs is offline
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