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Old 6th February 2017, 04:17 PM
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Default WIN JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES DUAL FORMAT!

Okay people,here's your chance to win a brand new sealed copy of John Carpenter's Vampire on the Poiwerhouse/Indicator label!

All we're looking for in twenty words or less......

"I would like to be a vampire because…"

The most humorous reply wins.

Simple!

You need to be in it to win it!

Thanks to Nos for his input on this one.

Closing date is Friday 10th February.


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Old 6th February 2017, 06:36 PM
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I would like to be a vampire because…

...then the insult 'You suck!' would make me crack up with laughter!
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Old 6th February 2017, 07:34 PM
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To completely subvert this competition

I would HATE to be a vampire because...

...I wouldn't be able to see my face when I was putting my make-up on
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Old 6th February 2017, 07:52 PM
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Yep.Use like to be/hate to be where applicable.
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Old 6th February 2017, 08:23 PM
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I would like to be a vampire because…

... I've always wanted to be able to transform myself into a praying mantis!
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Old 7th February 2017, 12:12 AM
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I would like to be a vampire because…

... I've always wanted to be able to transform myself into a praying mantis!


lol Excellent, you deserve to win.
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Old 7th February 2017, 12:48 AM
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Im pretty sure im a vampire because im a night person not day, and my life sucks.
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Old 7th February 2017, 01:20 AM
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Whats a vampire fav song and group.

Transvision vamp
Fangs can only get better
Bat out of hell
Vampire weekend
Alice Cooper: I love the dead
Pearl Jam: Blood
Prague Philharmonic Orchestra: Dracula Has Risen From The Grave
Radiohead: We Suck Young Blood
Rob Zombie:
Rocket From The Crypt: I Drink Blood
Scientist: Dance of the Vampire
Sebadoh: Vampire
Signs of Chaos: Vampires & Robots
Smashing Pumpkins: We Only Come Out At Night

Vampire Jokes


Q: How does a female vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes!

Q: What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust!

Q: What’s a Spanish vampire’s favourite dance?
A: The fangdango!


Q: How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A: So long sucker!


Q: What happens when two vampires meet?
A: It was love at first bite!

Q: Why are vampires like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night!

Q: What is a vampire’s favourite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

Q: Why are vampires easily fooled?
A: Because they are born suckers.

Q: Why did the vampire telephone the undertaker?
A: To see if there was any new take-away meals available!!

Q: Why did the vampire fall in love with his neighbour?
A: Because she was the ghoul necks door!!

Q: What does a vampire take for a bad cold?
A: Coffin drops!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Batman!

Q: Why do vampires eat in homeless shelters?
A: They can eat for necks to nothing in them!

Q: Which flavor of ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?
A: Vein-illa! Of course!!

Q: What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank?
A: He asked to make a withdrawal!

Q: Why did the vampire keep acting batty?
A: It was in his blood.

Sorry i do apologise i just get bored and fed up when i cant sleep and im wide awake at 2:30 in the morn


Have said before im a night /insomniac person
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Old 7th February 2017, 01:27 AM
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To completely subvert this competition

I would HATE to be a vampire because...

...I wouldn't be able to see my face when I was putting my make-up on
Well at least thats one thing blokes can be gratefull for.
We dont have to its dead easy to wash and brush your teeth without a mirror.
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Old 7th February 2017, 10:05 AM
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I would like to be a vampire because, as you can see, I hate shaving so not being able to see my reflection would be the perfect excuse!

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