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I would like to be a vampire because... i have no stake in this competition. |
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Another reason not to be a vampire Nocturnal wanderings Have you ever walked around Portsmouth, Basingstoke, Purley, Birmingham or Nottingham after dark? Let me tell you, there are some strange people around!
__________________ People try to put us down Just because we get around Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |
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I Would Like To Be A Vampire Because...
...a poem for you.... Vampires are cute Vampires are fluffy Vampires have little feet ...oh no wait! Sorry! Thats KITTENS. |
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I would like to be a vampire because ~ ....i could star in Jean Rollin films and be surrounded by sexy nude vampire women. ....i could use my powers of suggestion to get the women, and it wouldn’t just be me doing all the sucking. ....Blood must be good for dental hygiene, You never see a vampire with a dodgy set of false teeth. ....They are shape shifters so you could make parts of you bigger at will, no wonder they get the girls. ....I wear a lot of black anyway and stay up late a lot, so at least i’d have an excuse.
__________________ MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart! VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car! NEIL: I'll get a cushion. |
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I'd hate to be a vampire because~ .... the children of the night don’t make real music, just a bloody racket. ....the sun is good for mental health, living in the dark all the time no wonder vampires are miserable bastards. .... you wouldn’t want to sleep in a coffin if you get claustrophobia. .... i’m epileptic, so would suffer terrible coffin fits. .... everybody would call you a batty boy.
__________________ MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart! VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car! NEIL: I'll get a cushion. |
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Because I could kill someone i dont like and get away with murder because its in my blood Think how much money you could earn being a blood donor everytime you kill someone Im already a night owl so im really nyctophilia a love or preference for night, darkness A preference for the night or darkness. Also called scotophilia. Also being called weird would be a compliment and not a insult. You could get more things done at night less people, less traffic so less distraction. |
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__________________ People try to put us down Just because we get around Golly, Gee! it's wrong to be so guilty |
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Doesn't seem to stop a lot of on screen vampires, (ahem, Gary Oldman shagging as a man-beast) Actually thinking along those lines and Virgin blood. I'd hate to be a vampire because~ If you had sex with your victim beforehand you'd ruin your dinner.
__________________ MIKE: I've got it! Peter Cushing! We've got to drive a stake through his heart! VYVYAN: Great! I'll get the car! NEIL: I'll get a cushion. |
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We have a winner! For sheer effort,the winner is GAG for the above post. PM me your addy Gag.Congratulations. As always,a big thank you to all who took the time to enter. Tune in for next week's comp and the chance to win a SCREAM FACTORY POLTERGEIST III COLLECTOR'S EDITION!
__________________ Teddy, I'm a Scotch drinker - you know that. I just have the occasional brandy when I'm not drinking. |
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