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LITTLE DEATHS - Brit horror attacked from a sexy angle. As the 'sexy' bit involves Brit-sex, well, it's all pretty saveloy. Anyway, it's an anthology, two thirds of which I liked. The first story was OK but a bit generic - middle class psychopaths humiliate a homeless woman S&M style, but it all goes wrong for Mr and Mrs Fascist Moneybags when homeless lady and band of followers turn out to be cannibal vampires or something. Then on to a piece by Andrew Parkinson. Let's just pause for a moment - I think Andrew Parkinson is great, I wish someone would give him a load of money to make freaked out psyche-horror and I wish someone would just put out 'Venus Drowning' on DVD. Here he's on top rankin' form with a tale of a mutant's huge cock jizzing out weird medication for recovering drug addicts. The problem is, the meds forge an empathic link between addict and mutant and bad things happen thereafter. It's more subdued-seeming than it sounds, but, well what can I say, it grew on me... 'Red, White and Blue' guy Simon Rumley finishes off with the threesome's best realised bit in terms of style and narrative - 'Bitch' is the tale of two kinky souls adrift in morbid London who get into weird roleplay dog-mask type situations. Ends with an act of cruel revenge. So yeah, overall, I liked it. BEYOND REANIMATOR - Jeff Combs. What a guy. Or maybe I mean "Herb West - what a guy." Either way, both can do no wrong in my eyes. That said, I found myself consciously having to 'stick it out' with this one. I know comparisons with the still IMO zesty and audacious original are bound to be pointless, but looming precedents cast inevitable shadows. There's some pay off in the last half-hour (if you consider the sight of a rat fighting with an animated severed penis to be 'pay off', which sadly I do) and even a touch of the old delirium in places near the end, but not for me enough to redeem the film as a whole. But it is what it is - a mildly entertaining, well made B movie. |
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The Rig (2010) - a cheesy and cheap but perfectly acceptable Alien rip-off. The "angry critter from the deep" disturbed by drilling may be a familiar theme (The Intruder Within; The Thing Below; that one with Craig Fairbrass; probably any number of other B flicks) but this seems unfairly lambasted on IMDb. Let me put it this way: if this had been made in 1983, was British or Italian and we had grown up watching it on obscure label, fuzzy VHS, we'd all be creaming ourselves over it. A good laugh and worth a watch. Apollo 18 (2011) - extremely frustrating entry into the Found Footage horror sub-genre. You might hope that with people like Gonzalo López-Gallego and Patrick Lussier involved it might have a bit of verve and interest, Sadly they take a really, genuinely excellent idea and render it slowly and tediously all the while resorting to every cliché of story-telling and film-making style into which you might fear a film like this could tumble. OK, so it is much better than the likes of Cloverfield or Paranormal Activity but so it bloody should be! Ultimately it is just a wasted opportunity more likely to anger than entertain. Last edited by Gojirosan; 20th January 2012 at 02:02 AM. |
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BLASTFIGHTER (1984) still an enjoyable effort though it's a shame our hero only gets to use his awesome gun in the last 10 minutes,though use it he does exploding jeeps & bodies with glee.It's the uncut Scandinavian release I picked up cheap thanks to a fellow member mentioning it.I was dismayed at first as it played in Italian but the English language version could be accessed by clicking on the extras part of the menu.Cut by 12 seconds for video here possibly for an arm being blasted off & throat-cutting in a bath.Even so the film still comes in a minute longer than the UK Medusa video release.Could've been precut.
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