Originally Posted by Handyman Joe (Post 223863)

Don't forget 'Little Nicky' and super powered Nadine - thing is Lynch totally realised the show had become infested with crummy subplots, hence blowing them all to smithereens in the last episode and of course FWWM which ignored them altogether.

Originally Posted by Demoncrat (Post 223859)

Indeed, still beats Lost hands down IMO.;)

Originally Posted by nordicdusk (Post 223913)

Dont Go in the House : Really good film love the main character he plays it very well between sanity and insanity.

He Knows Your Alone : Very influenced by Halloween even the music sounds just like the main Halloween theme music. The story follows a bride to be who is being stalked by a crazed killer. Also a very young Tom Hanks is in the film for a while.

Originally Posted by damek (Post 223929)

Your? Lmfao. :lol:

Originally Posted by damek (Post 223929)

Your? Lmfao. :lol:

Originally Posted by nordicdusk (Post 223932)

What?

Originally Posted by Gojirosan (Post 223841)

The Sinking of Japan - impressive SF disaster flick about Japan being sucked below the Pacific tectonic plate. Much better than Hollywood eco-disaster efforts, with more human warmth and genuine tension throughout. Sullied, however by THE most awful, mawkish, pop ballad which appears a couple of times during the film. Otherwise, great stuff.

Shark Attack 3 - Megalodon - well, I am not sure what to say about this. It's cheap, badly acted, has extremely clunky use of stock footage (in one scene the shark changes species about three times as it approaches a boat) and has no technical skill to redeem it. But on the other hand, it's funny, the script is knowing and amusing, the story rattles along great, the characters are wonderful and by the end of the film I had thoroughly enjoyed myself and was glad I had purchased the film. So, is it bad? It raises the issue of what is bad, once again. This is inept, yes, but I can't call it bad, because I loved it and never once questioned what I as doing watching it. Excellent entertainment.

Originally Posted by keirarts (Post 223967)

if you liked the world sinks except japan, check out executive koala, monster x attacks the g8 summit, calamari wrestler.... director minoru kawasaki is amazing!

Originally Posted by marvinnashsear (Post 224046)

What is the best version of Mary to get, extras wise and PQ? I've been wanting to see this for years as Ferrara is my favourite director but never got around to getting a dvd copy and missed it's one showing at the GFT.

Originally Posted by Handyman Joe (Post 223863)

Don't forget 'Little Nicky' and super powered Nadine - thing is Lynch totally realised the show had become infested with crummy subplots, hence blowing them all to smithereens in the last episode and of course FWWM which ignored them altogether.

Originally Posted by Frankie Teardrop (Post 224158)

HELLGATE - Wow, total desecration of taste, sense and meaning - it's amazing! Can't believe it's taken so long for me to catch up with one. I would try to summarise what happens in this twitching wreck of a movie but really couldn't bear to relive the trauma - suffice to say, if you harbour a special place in your heart for the likes of 'Skullduggery', 'The Last Slumber Party' and 'A Night to Dismember' and prefer films to make no sense at all, then here is another port of call along your highly dubious cine-travel route. All others will find a boring, disconnected pile of dreck where a movie should be - but remember, sometimes it's more important for a human statement to make a stand against all known values rather than align itself with the spoonfed hordes of the good, the enjoyable and the entertaining. 'Hellgate' makes such a stand. I'm going to stand alongside it until someone forces me to watch that Lars Von Trier flick about the world ending or something (spot the sincerity).

Originally Posted by keirarts (Post 224130)

Watched EVIDENCE.

Well, I've found myself getting more and more irritated by the found footage phenomenon but gave this a shot nontheless, mainly because I heard it had something to do with bigfoot and i'm a sucker for any bigfoot movies per se. Its not really a bigfoot movie per se, it starts off like one and feels like its going to be one until near the final third where it morphs into some kind of zombie survival horror. Not bad as they go and reasonably entertaining for what it was.

Originally Posted by Frankie Teardrop (Post 224158)

HELLGATE - Wow, total desecration of taste, sense and meaning - it's amazing! Can't believe it's taken so long for me to catch up with one. I would try to summarise what happens in this twitching wreck of a movie but really couldn't bear to relive the trauma - suffice to say, if you harbour a special place in your heart for the likes of 'Skullduggery', 'The Last Slumber Party' and 'A Night to Dismember' and prefer films to make no sense at all, then here is another port of call along your highly dubious cine-travel route. All others will find a boring, disconnected pile of dreck where a movie should be - but remember, sometimes it's more important for a human statement to make a stand against all known values rather than align itself with the spoonfed hordes of the good, the enjoyable and the entertaining. 'Hellgate' makes such a stand. I'm going to stand alongside it until someone forces me to watch that Lars Von Trier flick about the world ending or something (spot the sincerity).

Originally Posted by mercury (Post 224173)

The Mechanic(Charles Bronson):pop2:

Originally Posted by keirarts (Post 224167)

hellgate is always featured in any worst movies list I make! First came across it after buying it on vhs from a car boot many years ago. The promise of a movie from 'the people who brought you hellraiser' sounded too good to turn down. Tragically it turned out to be a pile of crap :mmph:

Worst thing is, I OWN IT ON DVD! Yes indeedy, I went through a phase of buying every anchor bay double bill going (lovely matching black spines) and it came double-billed with an excellent and unfairly neglected little movie called THE PIT. That one IS worth seeing.

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly (Post 224228)

"The Pit" is f*cking great, and needs to be seen by all.

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly (Post 224261)

This review made me buy it.;)Amazon.co.uk: Pit & Hellgate [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]: Sammy Snyders, Jeannie Elias, Sonja Smits, Laura Hollingsworth, John Auten, Laura Press, Paul Grisham, Wendy Schmidt, Andrea Swartz, Edith Bedker, Lillian Graham, Richard Alden, Lew Le

Originally Posted by keirarts (Post 224262)

quite a while since I wrote that one!

Looking at the price and i'm quite shocked, it was only a fiver when I got it!

Back to topic, just watched tim and erics billion dollar movie....

Excatly how to describe this....


Well its the weidest f****g comedy i've seen in a while, rather funny and one to look out for! Especially for RAY WISE (leyland palmer) the word shrim will haunt your dreams. Lots of bad tast humour made purposley to freak the audience out and make them very uncomfortable. I guarentee an 18 certificate when it comes out here!

Originally Posted by Demoncrat (Post 224315)

Yup T&E are VERY twisted indeed, have you seen their, frankly deranged, tv series... Tim & Eric's Awesome Show??? heres a taster....

Tim and Eric: "All The Food is Poison" (Awesome Show) - YouTube

the stuff at the side will give you a fair idea just how odd they are

Originally Posted by nekromantik (Post 224312)

Watched El Mar last night, from the director of In a Glass Cage.
Pretty dark movie about 2 friends and a girl that have their childhood taken from them.
Thats only part of the movie but I would rather you watch then me tell you. :lol:

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly (Post 224426)

An excellent film indeed.

Originally Posted by nekromantik (Post 224427)

sucks the UK release is OOP. Cant make myself pay nearly £20 for it!

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly (Post 224428)

I didn't know that. I got it in HMV a few years ago as a blind buy after watching "In A Glass Cage".