What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[trebor8273]

Originally Posted by Nordicdusk

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Mikhail Rostov hatches a plan to invade the USA and with an extremely well armed military at his disposal what could possibly ruin this plan ? Why Chuck Norris of course.

Matt Hunter (Chuck Norris) while working for the CIA was given the task of taking down international terrorist Mikhail Rostov but when he was about to complete his mission Hunter is in two minds should he kill Rostov while he has the chance of obey orders and take him alive. Hunter decides to obey orders and quits the CIA for a quite life living in the Florida swaps.

Hunters quite life is short lived when the CIA arrive at his home with news that Rostov is back and he is the only man that can track him and take him down again but Hunter is still haunted by his decision to hand Rostov in rather than put and end to him when he had the chance. Meanwhile Rostov is plagued by nightmares of Hunters attempt on his life and so before he invades the US he sets out to kill Hunter.

Invasion USA is awesome its like your the quest of honour at a 1980s cheese convention where your role as quest of honour is to sample as much cheese as you can handle in 90 minutes. Let me tell you in this 90 minutes you will get the chance to sample some of the finest cheese you could ever dream of. In typical 80s action fashion everyone and his dog has a bazooka and is not afraid to use use it on man woman or child. No one is save people shopping or strolling down the street or just decorating their xmas trees are all treated to the sweet taste of bazooka. Chuck Norris struts around like a ginger Fonz kicking ass like it aint no thang. Matt Hunter has one emotion and thats KILL

If you like fun times and like the taste of cheese you CANNOT go wrong with Invasion USA.

Film 8/10

Was going to watch a horror after terminator but in the mood for something cheesy and fun so this sounds exactly what I was looking for.

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

Dem & I have just been discussing Final Exam in the 'Is it Worth Buying' thread... let's just say my rating differed vastly to yours, Nordy!

Maybe im too easily pleased

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by trebor8273

Was going to watch a horror after terminator but in the mood for something cheesy and fun so this sounds exactly what I was looking for.

If you like bazookas explosions Chuck Norris explosions and bazookas then why not

[Buboven]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

At times the pacing felt a bit off. It began with a few cracking stories then we'd get two or three daft or animated pieces which dissipated any tension that had been built up.

I suppose it was always going to be that way given the premise of the piece.

I'd recommend you watch it, definitely.

If i could edit out the ones i'm not bothered about there would be a cracking 70 minute anthology which i would give top marks to.

ABC's of Death has some of the laziest filmmaking I have ever seen.

[keirarts]

Originally Posted by Nordicdusk

Maybe im too easily pleased

I like Final Exam as well.

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by keirarts

I like Final Exam as well.

Maybe Final Exam is the Ratman of slashers a very very acquired taste

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Nordicdusk

Maybe Final Exam is the Ratman of slashers a very very acquired taste

I love Ratman.

Do i believe Bizarre_Eye or go with the rest of the English speaking world who rate Final Exam?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Nordicdusk

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Final Exam has no deep story or even a story at all just a knife wielding nutter shows up on campus but he comes across a little half arsed after a promising start where he slaughters two lovers in the back of a car it takes him the best part of an hour before he goes on the rampage maybe if he had gotten to know the students a bit more he would of murdered everyone in the school in the first 20 minutes they are just that likeable.

The first hour is slow

Yeah, i think i'll stick with Bizarre_Eye as even you say it's slow.

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I love Ratman.

Do i believe Bizarre_Eye or go with the rest of the English speaking world who rate Final Exam?

Im a Ratman fan myself.

Id say pick it up as cheap as you can it takes about an hour for anything to really happen and like the Inspector said the killer is pretty lame shows his face in the first scene and spoils the mystery

[Nordicdusk]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Yeah, i think i'll stick with Bizarre_Eye as even you say it's slow.

Not only is the first hour slow nothing happens at all not even boobs