What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Frankie Teardrop]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I've seen more tentacles and slime on the end of my cock.

I'm glad you can console yourself with your cyclopean manhood in all its vast and eldritch glory, Dem. Failing that, maybe us shoddy reviewers should have a whip-round to get you your money back - could be a new Labs policy?

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

I think somebody needs to book themselves a doctor's appointment!

I bet you didn't say that when you watched Possession.

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

If there is one thing I've learned in the world of film: Never buy into the hype! Nothing's as good as it is hyped up to be... plus, it's trebor so he'll still be selling it to CEX in a week.

As will i.

It was when you bought it blind. I thought it must be something special as you never blind buy any new horror.

Then there's Demoncrat, an HP lover (maybe it's HP Sauce rather than HP Lovecraft) who's seen it multiple times and loved it.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Frankie Teardrop

I'm glad you can console yourself with your cyclopean manhood in all its vast and eldritch glory, Dem. Failing that, maybe us shoddy reviewers should have a whip-round to get you your money back - could be a new Labs policy?

Either that or we should have you all roundly whipped.

(Why does Blackadder have all the best lines?)

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Had Rob Zombie made it people would have said how shit it was.

Well, it would have been full of 'edgy' redneck characters and swearing, plus Sheri would have been front and centre, so of course it would have been shit.

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Perhaps i was asleep at this point but why when the three got the gun from the car did they not just drive away?

Because: Hooded figures (?)

Also, there were way more people (one of whom was a heavily pregnant teenage girl) than would fit in the car.

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Bugger, just picked up The Void. Back to looking at Dem's cock for my slime fix it is then.

[trebor8273]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

Trebor banged on about it like it was the best horror in years.

to be fair remember i really like lost boys and prefer life-force to Texas chainsaw massacre and new horror that people have raved about, the witch, it follows and the babadook etc were ok at best. so people should take my advice with a grain of salt.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

Well, it would have been full of 'edgy' redneck characters and swearing, plus Sheri would have been front and centre, so of course it would have been shit.



Because: Hooded figures (?)

Also, there were way more people (one of whom was a heavily pregnant teenage girl) than would fit in the car.

So basically you don't know either.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

Bugger, just picked up The Void. Back to looking at Dem's cock for my slime fix it is then.

You have your own cellar of slime, tentacles and Nordy sacrifice. Leave me alone.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

I bet you didn't say that when you watched Possession.



As will i.

It was when you bought it blind. I thought it must be something special as you never blind buy any new horror.

Then there's Demoncrat, an HP lover (maybe it's HP Sauce rather than HP Lovecraft) who's seen it multiple times and loved it.

I'm surprised you didn't like it - especially due to all the tat you watch that you do like!

Maybe it will grow on you (unlike the penis tentacles), as I think Demoncrat alluded to it being a bit of a grower and him not being completely sold on it at first viewing.

I mainly blind bought it as everyone seemed to be going on about it and I wanted to check it out lest I be the victim of potential spoilers. A cheapish price for a brand new release at HMV and a spiffy slipcover sealed the deal. Whilst I didn't think it fantastic, I certainly don't regret my blind purchase and rated it a healthy 7/10.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Demdike@Cult Labs

So basically you don't know either.

I think it was more to do with them being in a panic and then getting assaulted by the mysterious hooded figures leading them to run back into the 'safety' of the hospital to join the others.