Classic Films You Love To Hate

[Gojirosan]

Soz.

[antmumford]

Originally Posted by Gojirosan

Soz.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

General rules that I've personally found to be useful as a guide to avoiding awful films:*

- Anything starring Leonardo DiCaprio in a leading role (dude should of quit after Basketball Diaries)
- Anything starring Tom Hanks in a leading role (The Green Mile is tolerable due to its supporting cast)
- Anything starring Shia LaBeouf in a leading, supporting, or cameo role
- Anything containing sparkling vampires
- Anything produced by Platinum Dunes
- Michael Bay films
- Anything produced or directed by the Wayans Brothers
- Films where the main character(s) has to learn a valuable lesson
- Films that rely on a cameo by an established actor for people to actual go and see it
- Films directed by people straight out of the music video industry
- Films with prominent product placements
- Films that star blue aliens told to the story of Disney's Pocahontas
- Films starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg
- Films starring a talking animal
- Films starring Sarah Jessica Parker (also see point above)
- Films about sport
- Films where Danny Dyer speaks
- Anything that Adam Sandler is either in, has financed, or has touched in any slight way whatsoever
- Slumdog Millionaire
- 'Nu-Coen Brothers' Films
- 'Nu-Cronenberg' Films
- Bland remakes of classic films (extra hate added for those infused with bad CGI)
- Rom-coms
- Musicals that don't include either copious blood, nudity, or chickens
- Comedies starring Will Ferrell
- Dramas starring Will Ferrell
- Thrillers starring Will Ferrell
- Horrors starring Will Ferrell
- Sci-fi starring Will Ferrell
- Westerns starring Will Ferrell
- Documentaries starring Will Ferrell


* to be taken as (ever-so-slightly) tongue-in-cheek

[VicDakin]

Well done Mr bizarre,it needed saying,im gonna get that list tattooed on my forehead

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

Well done Mr bizarre,it needed saying,im gonna get that list tattooed on my forehead

You must have a very large forehead!

[Stephen@Cult Labs]

Wow BE, that list would contain some pretty good films as far as I'm concerned!

[sawyer6]

This is page one of the holy bible of movies

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Stephen@Cult Labs

Wow BE, that list would contain some pretty good films as far as I'm concerned!

But, Grease 2 has chickens in it, right...?

[it'smebilly]

Originally Posted by bizarre_eye@Cult Labs

General rules that I've personally found to be useful as a guide to avoiding awful films:*

- Anything starring Leonardo DiCaprio in a leading role (dude should of quit after Basketball Diaries)
- Anything starring Tom Hanks in a leading role (The Green Mile is tolerable due to its supporting cast)
- Anything starring Shia LaBeouf in a leading, supporting, or cameo role
- Anything containing sparkling vampires
- Anything produced by Platinum Dunes
- Michael Bay films
- Anything produced or directed by the Wayans Brothers
- Films where the main character(s) has to learn a valuable lesson
- Films that rely on a cameo by an established actor for people to actual go and see it
- Films directed by people straight out of the music video industry
- Films with prominent product placements
- Films that star blue aliens told to the story of Disney's Pocahontas
- Films starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg
- Films starring a talking animal
- Films starring Sarah Jessica Parker (also see point above)
- Films about sport
- Films where Danny Dyer speaks
- Anything that Adam Sandler is either in, has financed, or has touched in any slight way whatsoever
- Slumdog Millionaire
[COLOR="Red"]- 'Nu-Coen Brothers' Films
- [COLOR="red"]'Nu-Cronenberg' Films
- Bland remakes of classic films (extra hate added for those infused with bad CGI)
- Rom-coms
- Musicals that don't include either copious blood, nudity, or chickens
- Comedies starring Will Ferrell
- Dramas starring Will Ferrell
- Thrillers starring Will Ferrell
- Horrors starring Will Ferrell
- Sci-fi starring Will Ferrell
- Westerns starring Will Ferrell
- Documentaries starring Will Ferrell


* to be taken as (ever-so-slightly) tongue-in-cheek

Agree with 99.9% of the above but definately not Cronenberg and some but not all Nu Cohen Brothers.

[Nordicdusk]

[QUOTE=bizarre_eye@Cult Labs;244899]General rules that I've personally found to be useful as a guide to avoiding awful films:*


- Films where Danny Dyer speaks


This is just priceless. I hate his guts.