Weekly Comp - The Fox Family - 07/08/09

[mbv]

There was a man called Jason
Who looked like the back of an alsation
He had a problem with women
So he killed all those swimmin'
And kept their heads in a basin

[BioZombie]

There was a young man called Ed Gein
Whos interest in women was keen
he dug up thier graves
turned them into lamp shades
Ad ate all the parts that were lean

[Nora]

There once was a man with a wife
(She, be the way, had a knife)
He came home quite drunk,
Of alcohol he stunk,
So she went a bit barmy and cut off his testicles.

[BioZombie]

There once was a boy called Tom Parsley,
Who watched every video nastie,
Like the government said,
It screwed up his head,
Now he runs the conservative party.

[gag]

There was a young lad called danny
who dressed as a tranny
he wanted a sex change
but it was out of his price range
he couldnt even afford the fanny

[gag]

There was a zombie called paul
who ran around bareing all
along came his son
with a double barreld gun
and splatterd him all over the wall

[gag]

Just 4 fun no harm intended

there was a lad called vipco
who loved playing in the snow
along came a plough
didnt see him some how
now he in hell below


there was a girl called liz izzer
ppl thought she couldnt be any nicer
she hated her niece"s
chopped them in ten pieces
thats how she got the name bitchslicer


there was lad called gags
who only read horror mags
his mum thought he was lazy
and a little bit crazy
thats y she always nags

ppl thought he was crackers
cos he ran around showing his knackers
he jump in a pool
and said im no crazy fool
his name was b a baracus

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by gag

Just 4 fun no harm intended

there was a lad called vipco
who loved playing in the snow
along came a plough
didnt see him some how
now he in hell below


there was a girl called liz izzer
ppl thought she couldnt be any nicer
she hated her niece"s
chopped them in ten pieces
thats how she got the name bitchslicer


there was lad called gags
who only read horror mags
his mum thought he was lazy
and a little bit crazy
thats y she always nags

ppl thought he was crackers
cos he ran around showing his knackers
he jump in a pool
and said im no crazy fool
his name was b a baracus

i love them

[Kyle]

there once was a girl who died in a well
which started a journey from hell
she made a tape
there was no escape
and everyone dies under its spell

[Gigantor]

Just a little light humor to spice things up...




There once was a bloke who worked for Shameless
Who after a pint to many got in a bit of a mess
As blurry as Beer goggles can be
Its hard to distinguish between a he and a she
It wasnt a she he went home with Im sad to confess