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8th August 2010, 12:35 PM
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8th August 2010, 12:56 PM
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8th August 2010, 12:57 PM
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'when god asked me what chin i wanted i thought he said gin, so i asked for a double'
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8th August 2010, 12:58 PM
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if i close my eyes, i can pretend this mic is and ice cream
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8th August 2010, 02:42 PM
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exscuse me, my face doesnt normaly look like this im just dying to sneeze
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#16
8th August 2010, 02:44 PM
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mmmmm sniff up ... can you smell that fart its realy beefy and chewy
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#17
8th August 2010, 03:45 PM
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Argh, musn't...look...at..the ...teenage...girls....  |
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#18
8th August 2010, 05:00 PM
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'Damn, I hate doing gigs when my haemmorhoids are playing up...'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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8th August 2010, 05:01 PM
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'Shit...I forgot to take that buttplug out, and this suit's really frickin' tight...'
__________________ Sent from my Hoover using the power of Uri Gellar |
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#20
8th August 2010, 05:15 PM
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Elvis is now so famous that even his bowel movments are recorded for prosperity.
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