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8th August 2010, 06:11 PM
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Elvis counts 'burgers in his sleep.
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8th August 2010, 06:40 PM
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Looks like I'm too late for the fart and burger jokes... I'm going to just have to lower the tone.. Elvis couldn't resist cracking one off on stage when he saw this week's gorgeous female judges, Nosferatu Holden and Subo Reaper. I'll get me coat... |
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8th August 2010, 07:12 PM
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Hot dang when I said I wanted a pb&j sandwich I meant to eat not up my ass!
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8th August 2010, 07:12 PM
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”As I'm no longer able to reach could you just scratch my ... oh.... yeah.... that's the spot”
__________________ A Night of living terror led to a Dawn of false hope but nothing before will prepare you for the darkest Day the world has ever known   Check out my wife and I's new travel blog www.wepackedourbags.com My entire Blu Collection for sale: https://www.cult-labs.com/forums/dvd...tion-sale.html Last edited by antmumford; 8th August 2010 at 09:51 PM. |
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8th August 2010, 08:10 PM
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If I ever die I want the kid from those Disney movies to play me!
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8th August 2010, 08:15 PM
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News just in: Sebastian Haff died on his ass tonight!
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8th August 2010, 09:32 PM
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im the king of rock, there aint no higher, sucker MC's should call me sire and i wont stop rocking till i retire..... and he didn't because he died.... elvis the original rap superstar.... |
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#28
9th August 2010, 12:06 AM
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'Crap. I thought this mic was a hotdog.'
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9th August 2010, 12:44 AM
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'When I pull a face like this, tell me I don't look the spitting image of Kurt Russell!'
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9th August 2010, 12:45 AM
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'That's the last time I'm having a yoghurt enema!'
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