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Alfred Hawthorne Hill syndrome better known as Benny Hills Disease. Symptoms Patients may swell to twice their original size. Patients will have an uncontrollable urge to dress up in a variety of costumes and like to sing songs about milk men. Other symptoms include a crazed obsession with women in Burlesque type lingerie. Even stranger is the effect the disease seems to have on any females that comes into contact with the male suffering from the disease. There have been reports that large groups will follow the sufferer all over town at high speed with a bloodthirsty intent to punish the sufferer for their extreme sexist outlook and personal mottos like "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." If you suffer from any of the above symptoms your only chance of a cure is to find the
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The Samuel L. Jackson Syndrome (also known as Bruce Willis Disease or Anthony Hopkins Disorder). Symptoms: you are everywhere, and nobody has the heart to tell you that you're too black or too bald or too old for the thing you're doing. Cure: none. Scientists hope that the disease will disappear one day, but they estimate that it will exist for at least another 15 to 20 years. Sexy young nurses may be a crucial factor. Some experts believe they will - together with significant doses of Viagra - have a life-extending effect on the patients. |
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Giallostones Symptoms include a knife-like pain in the lower gut caused by watching too many Italian thrillers. Often results in excessive screaming, psychedelic hallucinations and paranoia that someone is out to kill you. Some sufferers experience symptoms of altered speech, where their accent radically changes and the words coming out don't match their lips - but that could be a red-herring. Treatment: Exotic locations and sex with glamorous men or women. You're probably doomed anyway, so may as well have fun in the meantime. |
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Spielturd Affliction. It's a form of diarrhea regularly attributed to degeneration of the Small Intestinal lining. There are no early stage symptoms, one day your dump's will become progressively sloppier over the course of hours, increasing regularity and a penchent for sudden explosion at late notice (this earned the discoverer, Dr. S. Kubrick, a Loscer). In extreme cases, Spielturd can be colloquially describes as ".....one big pile of shit".
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the hot rod
The Hot Rod. A virus that makes the male members sexual organ resemble Rowdy Piper. In some cases men have heard there glands chewing bubble gum and trying to kick there own ass. It was first discovered when an unemployed person was watching summer slam 88 on vhs when suddenly he saw to his horror that his member was bouncing around in his shorts shouting '0ff the ropes!' The organ then took on Pipers features and started wearing a kilt! The good points though are that women love the hot rod, sometimes twice. Do you have a hot rod?
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Keith David Disorder, only affects men, only 1 symptom: not taking it out for fresh air
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Any idea when this comp closes Kyle?
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Yep, this comp has now been extended to the end of the week, followed by a chance to win another excellent Shameless film, Viva! So, there's still chance to get those entries in...
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