The Absolute Worst Films of All Time!

[gag]

I forgot a film called Mr jingles until some one just mentioned it
Now that is a truly bad film and worthy of one of the worst films ever....

[Rotten]

May i reffer you guys to CHILDREN OF THE DEAD.......shame on Tom Savini for going near this clunker of a shite fest, .......the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (am a huge fan of the first 4 and the Beginning installments)........BUTCHERED (total wank), ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN (Laughable)......BLOOD NIGHT (even Bill Moseley couldnt save it)., GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE, KILL BILL, ZOMBIE DIARIES, A-TEAM, all LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER films, THE STENDHAL SYNDROME .....thats all i can think of right now for a list of BAD movies.

[gag]

Originally Posted by Rotten

May i reffer you guys to CHILDREN OF THE DEAD.......shame on Tom Savini for going near this clunker of a shite fest, .......the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (am a huge fan of the first 4 and the Beginning installments)........BUTCHERED (total wank), ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN (Laughable)......BLOOD NIGHT (even Bill Moseley couldnt save it)., GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE, KILL BILL, ZOMBIE DIARIES, A-TEAM, all LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER films, THE STENDHAL SYNDROME .....thats all i can think of right now for a list of BAD movies.

lord of the rings tut tut tut peter jackson at his best i think u need to give u head a shake have you lost all your senses

[InDogWeTrust]

Originally Posted by Rotten

May i reffer you guys to CHILDREN OF THE DEAD.......shame on Tom Savini for going near this clunker of a shite fest, .......the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (am a huge fan of the first 4 and the Beginning installments)........BUTCHERED (total wank), ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN (Laughable)......BLOOD NIGHT (even Bill Moseley couldnt save it)., GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE, KILL BILL, ZOMBIE DIARIES, A-TEAM, all LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER films, THE STENDHAL SYNDROME .....thats all i can think of right now for a list of BAD movies.

That green text really ****s my eyes up!

Shame on you for that green text and shame on you for putting LOTR and Kill Bill in this thread! Both are amazing, The world wouldn't be the same without them.

Originally Posted by gag

lord of the rings tut tut tut peter jackson at his best i think u need to give u head a shake have you lost all your senses

Gag, LOTR is definitely not Jackson's best. The high point of his career so far yes, but Bad Taste will always be his best...Closely followed by his excellent remake of King Kong.

[bizarre_eye@Cult Labs]

I thought the King Kong remake was abysmal.

Braindead is my favourite from Jackson so far.

[Nosferatu@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by InDogWeTrust

That green text really ****s my eyes up!

Shame on you for green text and shame on you for putting LOTR and Kill Bill in this thread! Both are amazing, The world wouldn't be the same without them.



Gag, LOTR is definitely not Jackson's best. The high point of his career so far yes, but Bad Taste will always be his best...Closely followed by his excellent remake of King Kong.

I hated his remake of King Kong, but it is still a very well made movie with probably the best use of motion capture technology so far.

In terms of screenwriting, pure filmmaking skill and acting The Lord of the Rings trilogy is Jackson's best work. I love Bad Taste and it certainly has its charms, but it isn't in the same league as LOTR.

I personally think the Kill Bill films are overindulgent and, in the case of the second volume, terribly paced and baggy, but they are nowhere near 'the worst films of all time'.

Addendum: I'm not keen on the green font either!

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Rotten

May i reffer you guys to CHILDREN OF THE DEAD.......shame on Tom Savini for going near this clunker of a shite fest, .......the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (am a huge fan of the first 4 and the Beginning installments)........BUTCHERED (total wank), ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN (Laughable)......BLOOD NIGHT (even Bill Moseley couldnt save it)., GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE, KILL BILL, ZOMBIE DIARIES, A-TEAM, all LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER films, THE STENDHAL SYNDROME .....thats all i can think of right now for a list of BAD movies.

"Grave of the Vampire" is excellent.

[oaxaca]

I think BRAINDEAD is his masterpiece and no amount of CGI-filled fantasy tomfoolery will change that

[Gojirosan]

Heavenly Creatures remains his masterpiece for me and I think I like The Frighteners most next.

As much as I dislike Kill Bill (and I really, really do dislike Kill Bill!) I don't think it's an all-time turkey of the level we mean in this thread. But I could possibly see how someone might hate it even more than me! I'm probably a bit soft on it because of Daryl Hannah!

I couldn't sit through all of the remake of TCM, which says plenty, but a remake that really got my goat is the Dawn Of The Dead remake. Hated it. Technically well made, but everything about it jarred with me. A horrible experience. It would make my all-time worst list, though I recognise the proficiency behind it.

[nekromantik]

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