Fav Movie Quotes

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Someone else can finish this quote off


"This one time at Band Camp....."

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Mean Girls



Cady: Regina seems... sweet!
Janis: Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!


Regina: Cady, do you even know who sings this?
Cady: Um... the Spice Girls?
Regina: I love her. She's like a Martian!


Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...
[Regina gets hit by a bus]


Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

[VicDakin]

City of the Living Dead (1980)

Mary Woodhouse: The city of the dead. The living dead. A cursed city where the gates of hell have been opened.

Theresa: Mr. Bell, if those gates are left open, it could mean the end of humanity. We've got to get them shut again. At midnight on Monday, we go into All Saint's Day. The night of the dead begins. If the portholes of hell aren't shut before, no dead body will ever rest in peace. The dead will rise up all over the world and take over the Earth! You must get to Dunwich, Mr. Bell. You must reclose those gates!

Policeman outside apartment building: There's no mystery around here. I'm the next guy who dies if I let any unauthorized people into this building.
(i always laugh when he says that)

Gravedigger: I'm telling you, you'll end up a dirty old man reading that stuff. A pervert. A peeping tom. I saw this porno flick once. This guy in the audience got so carried away with it, he humped himself to death.

[VicDakin]

Maniac (1980)

Frank Zito: This has got to stop. It's silly, and it's not getting us anywhere. You think they don't know. They do. I heard it and I know. They all know, and I don't like it anymore. But you don't listen do you. It's got to stop. Oh, you're right about them, all of them. They're all the same. I know what they're like. Just because I can't do the things you do doesn't mean I don't see it all the same. "Fancy shmansy," and what are we supposed to do? Sit and smile and say "yes Miss, no miss, not now miss, whatever you say miss?" I know how it is with their hairs and their looks and they... they drive a man crazy! I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it that way. It's just that, they don't know when to stop. They never know when to stop. That's why they have to be stopped. It is you're right. You're right. But not like that, not that way. Please, they'll take you away from me. You have to be careful, not to listen to me. But I can't live like this. I have to go out and each time it's like this. I get so scared that they'll take you away. But they won't if you do what I say. They won't take you away, not ever I say. Not ever.

Frank Zito: Now you tell me what I should do. I heard about it, I always do. I can't go out for a minute. It's impossible. Fancy girls, in their fancy dresses and lipstick, laughing and dancing. Should you stop them? I can't stop them. But you do, don't you? And they can't laugh and they can't dance anymore. You've got to stop, or they'll take you away from me. I will never, ever, let them take you away from me. You're mine now forever. And, I'm so happy.

[VicDakin]

The Funhouse (1981)

Liz Duncan: I hate people who preach. Especially in bathrooms.

Richie Atterbury: When I was a kid, I once tried to spook my older brother by hiding in his closet. While I was waiting in there to jump out and scare him, a weird thought came into my head. What if he knew I was in there, and he was standing just outside the closet door, waiting to jump out and scare me?

The Lord works in mysterious ways, little lady. He ain't such a bad fella. My son does get himself in all sorts of trouble, though, don't he? Anyway, blood is thicker than water. I'm sure he's gonna be a real comfort to me in my old age. Now, how many people know you're here?

You paid Madame Zena a hundred dollars for this? You crazy fool, I could have gotten you one of them tent-girls for fifteen! Well, you never were much for knowing the value of cash, were you?

[VicDakin]

Profondo Rosso

Marc: Oh, dont start with me about all that womans stuff. It is a
fundamental fact... men are different from women. Women are...
weaker; well, theyre gentler.
Gianna: Theyre what? Weaker? Gentler?

Marc: Gianna! Gianna! There's someone in the house... absolutely trying to kill me, ya'know?

Marc: But... I'm just trying to understand, because... Carlo You know, sometimes what you actually see and what you imagine... get mixed up in your memory like a cocktail... from which you can no longer distinguish one flavor from another.

[VicDakin]

Jack Burton: This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and Im
talkin to whoevers listenin out there.

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.

[Prince_Vajda]

Originally Posted by VicDakin

Maniac (1980)

One of the few really mean Horror films. I once watched it with a friend of mine who is used to modern 'slaughterhouse' Horror like Hostel and Saw.

However, after having watched Maniac, his face was an open book for me: it told me "That's jaw-dropping!"

I love this film.

Greetings!

PS: Never ever watch it with your girlfriend! It's very likely that she'll be your ex-girlfriend afterwards.

[VicDakin]

Originally Posted by Prince_Vajda

PS: Never ever watch it with your girlfriend! It's very likely that she'll be your ex-girlfriend afterwards.

There sounds the voice of experience,did this happen to you perhaps?

[it'smebilly]

A brilliantly quotable film and a fave, the original and real Mean Girls.

lick it up baby, lick- it-up!
-veronica

officer 1: "my god, suicide? why?"
officer 2: "does this answer your question?" *holds up bottle of mineral water*
officer1: "oh my god they were fags!"
-police officers
oh the humanity!
-general quote

the note'll give her...shower nosel masterbation material for a week
-heather chandler

Betty finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of swatch dogs and diet coke heads
-Veronica

My son's a homosexual and I love him.....I love my dead gay son!
-Kurts Dad

kurt: "hey ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no fags allowed" rule?"
J.D: well they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?"

Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
-heather chandler

what's your damage heather?!
-veronica

Grow up heather....bulimia is so 87'
-heather chandler

well f#@k me gently with a chain saw
-heather chandler

Student: Did You Hear? School's canceled today cause Kurt & Ram killed themselves in a repressed, homosexual, suicide pact.

J.D.: Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

Veronica Sawyer: You know, I have a little prepared speech I tell my suitor when he wants more than I'd like to give him. Gee, blank, I had a really nice...
Brad: Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.

Principal: Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

Veronica Sawyer: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

J.D.: Greetings and salutations...

"Oh, my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford." - Veronica Sawyer

"It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid draino!" - Veronica Sawyer