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Tv Quotes
Getting On - Series 2 Ep02 Kim Wilde - She was going to do a shit In the bath. Sister Den Flixter - Better a shit in the bath than a stitch in the chin. Kim Wilde - Well thank you, Confucius.
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TV Quotes» Are You Being Served The Old Order Changes (18 Mar. 1977)
The Old Order Changes (18 Mar. 1977) Mr Peacock goes all Polari. Captain Stephen Peacock: Peace, man. The Afro Pants: Love. Captain Stephen Peacock: That as well. The Afro Pants: Do you have trousers? Captain Stephen Peacock: Far as the eye can see. The Afro Pants: Then pant me, man. Captain Stephen Peacock: Clayborne? Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries: You called, Stevie baby? Captain Stephen Peacock: Strides for the omi with the naff riah.
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__________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B] "... the days ahead will be filled with struggle ... and coated in marzipan ... "[/B] |
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Smoke (1995) A terrific character piece starring William Hurt, Stockard Channing, Forrest Whitaker and Harvey Keitel as Augie Wren, the owner of a New York tobacconists. Ruby McNutt: You didn't write to me for over a year. What was I supposed to think? Auggie Wren: Yeah well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean outa' paper. |
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TV Quotes» Are You Being Served
The more I watch AYBS the more I like it,and my admiration for Frank Thornton and Mollie Sugden has definitely grown,how they delivered these lines with a straight face is beyond me. Mrs. Slocombe: Sorry I'm late. The central heating broke down. I had to light the oven and hold my pussy in front of it. Poor little thing. Its tail had been hanging out of its basket all night long! Captain Peacock: In this area we have the mechanical cuddlies Mrs. Slocombe: But they're all dogs. Is there no demand for mechanical pussies? Captain Peacock: I am told that people prefer the real thing.
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Withnail & I
The trouble with a film like this is you have to put up dicks like me constantly quoting it. Withnail: Are you the farmer? Marwood: Shut up, I'll deal with this. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer? Marwood: Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Withnail11.jpg [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Marwood stands there, petrified] Withnail: [calmly] Grab its ring. Keep your bag up. Outvie him. Isaac Parkin: Hey, show no fear! Just run at it! Marwood: Well, that can't be sensible, can it, the bastard's about to run at me! Isaac Parkin: Well, it's randy! Marwood: Yes, yeah, I know he is! Withnail: [casually lighting a cigarette] He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Marwood: Shut up, Withnail! [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting] Isaac Parkin: Run at it, shouting! Withnail: Do as he says. Start shouting. He won't gore you. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! AAAAARGGGHHHH! [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken] Isaac Parkin: Shut that gate and keep it shut! Withnail: [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] I think an evening at The Crow. Withnail23.jpg Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! Withnail: I deny all accusations. [opens his eyes] Withnail: What you do want? Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. Withnail1.jpg Withnail14.jpg Withnail17.jpg Withnail19.jpg Withnail21.jpg
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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy. Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy. Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones. |
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The Mayor: Callahan... I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. You understand? That's my policy. Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy. The Mayor: Intent? How'd you establish that? Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. [Callahan leaves] The Mayor: I think he's got a point.
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holy batshit
Well i thought it was funny. Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.
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"Let off some steam Bennett" Lol
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