What Films Have You Seen Recently?

[Make Them Die Slowly]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

I normally wouldn't bother either but along with my Danny Dyer obsession, I've recently become intrigued by all the horror films I see going cheap in supermarkets. Apart from me, I've never seen anyone buy one and the shelves are full of them, so there must be a market for cheap direct to DVD films. It feels oddly transgressive watching them instead of a steady diet of sleaze and weirdness.

THE DEVIL IN ME

I was looking forward to a possible R rated remake of Colt's "The Devil Inside Her" but instead got a fairly well acted knock off of "The Entity" and the whole recent slew of possession flicks I see advertised on telly.

The reason I purchased it are above, but as to this particular film, I was drawn in by the fact it didn't have Nazi zombies in it as the rest of the cheap films did and the BBFC warning stated "Contains very strong language and strong sex". Strong sex? I've had tougher wanks than the brief flash of boobs and bum in this steaming turd. There is a little bit of demon girl on non demon girl forced cunnilingus in a blink and you miss it moment.

Demon girl also licks up her own piss in one scene and that's about it for entertainment in the whole film.

Oh and the very strong language was two "c*nts", no doubt one for me for buying it and the other for the director.

[Demdike@Cult Labs]

Originally Posted by Make Them Die Slowly

THE DEVIL IN ME

I was looking forward to a possible R rated remake of Colt's "The Devil Inside Her" but instead got a fairly well acted knock off of "The Entity" and the whole recent slew of possession flicks I see advertised on telly.

The reason I purchased it are above, but as to this particular film, I was drawn in by the fact it didn't have Nazi zombies in it as the rest of the cheap films did and the BBFC warning stated "Contains very strong language and strong sex". Strong sex? I've had tougher wanks than the brief flash of boobs and bum in this steaming turd. There is a little bit of demon girl on non demon girl forced cunnilingus in a blink and you miss it moment. Demon girl also licks up her own piss in one scene and that's about it for entertainment in the whole film.

Oh and the very strong language was two "c*nts", no doubt one for me for buying it and the other for the director.

You do have a way with words MTDS.

An entertaining post all the same.

[Sam]

Campfire Tales - looks like it was made for a tenner but I enjoyed this and I'm a sucker or these anthology films. One thing this doesn't scrimp on is the gore and the first 2 stories offer up grue of Fulci-style proportions. Things do go into decline after this and the last story in particular is a real drag and seems to be padded out to filll the running time.

All in all, well worth a punt for the price this is going for on Amazon at the moment. Unfortunately, the Sub Rosa DVD is remastered 'in the Vipco way' but it does contain a commentary track and a short film.

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by Handyman Joe

Help me folks, a stoners channel surf has alighted on ITV4HDs screeing of Jaws 4 - The Revenge. What the hell am I watching??!!! Let me state categorically that there has NEVER been a franchise drop-off like Jaws to this. Ersatz Jamaica patois of the most unlistenable stripe? A ratarsed Michael Caine stumbling around a mni mardi gras with Jilly Goolden (was that her name? How quickly we forget) lookalike, a bearded actor with exactly one expression? Turn on ITV4HD now, this is unmissable!

It truely is terrible, but ike Jaw's 3D it has a stupid, poorly pulled off charm that make's it a fun watch.
It can not be compared to the decent second instalment or the superb first film though.

[Demoncrat]

The Dictator. Can see why it wasn't a raging success in the US., flawed as all his work is imo, it still made me laugh and that's all I ask from a comedy film.
For some reason my mates didn't want to watch Mordum, so I pulled out Famous Monster, which they enjoyed (especially the tour round the house in the extras)

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by Demoncrat

The Dictator. Can see why it wasn't a raging success in the US., flawed as all his work is imo, it still made me laugh and that's all I ask from a comedy film.

Funniest movie of the year in my opinion.

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Funniest movie of the year in my opinion.

Welllll, imo that would have to be The Human Centipede 2. Harumph

[Hawkmonger]

Originally Posted by Demoncrat

Welllll, imo that would have to be The Human Centipede 2. Harumph

Do you get your fun milk out to Hostel then?

[sawyer6]

[Demoncrat]

Originally Posted by Hawkmonger

Do you get your fun milk out to Hostel then?

Titter ye not!
I'l skip over the H****l reference, as most on here know my feelings about Eli Roth.

I only "get my fun milk out", if I understand you correctly to Gossip Girl or at a push Dr Alien